pet pillow

The dog , cat or other animals pet owners lay their head against when they nap or sleep. The pet owners love to cuddle their pets when resting and the animals enjoy the comfort of the bed versus the floor. pet parents, pet, dog, cat, animals, man's best friend, furry friends, four-legged friend
I slept great last night, my pet pillow was a Persian cat.
by joecoolthefool August 29, 2016
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she-shedding

Women who constantly groom themselves by pulling long hair from their head and dropping it on the floor, furniture, bedding, kitchens and bathrooms. It gets on people's clothes, in their food and in their mouth and is very gross.
I was trying to eat my meal in peace, and a long hair was in my takeout meal. Someone at that burger joint was she-shedding. hair in food, hair, long hair, women, hairnet, grooming, comb, brush
by joecoolthefool September 24, 2015
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Lionel Richie that shit

A saying that means “you are going to do something all night long”, just like his song. Lionel Richie, All Night Long, overnight, all night, to the limit, to the max
I just finished a tough week at work. Are you going to party? Yep, I’m gonna Lionel Richie that shit!
by joecoolthefool December 12, 2018
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Stylin profilin

You get dressed up in your best suit or your best outfit with your make up on point and your hair done right and you go out on the town to get noticed. style, looking sharp, dressed to the nines, GQ, man at his best, show stopper, a 10, knockout, beauty queen, debutante, male model, model, gorgeous
It had been a while since I had gone out on a date. My friend set me up with this guy and I had just bought a new dress. I don't like to brag, but I was stylin profilin, girl.
by joecoolthefool July 19, 2016
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pornstar delusion

A mental state in which a man believes that if he buys a lot of stuff on a pornstar's website and tweets her relentlessly, she will fall in love and have sex with him. pornstar sex, sex, crazy, obsessed, romance, love, men, worship, fantasy
Your constantly online following that porn chick and buying stuff off her website. Bro, you're suffering from a pornstar delusion.
by joecoolthefool December 12, 2014
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hero’s journey

A string of successful outcomes in a person’s life that make people believe that the person can do no wrong. Someone who is constantly “winning” at life. Kanye West, Kanye, Heros Journey, Winning, President Donald Trump, Trumper, Trumpism, Make America Great Again, Trump army, Trumpnado, Trumpestuous, Charlie Sheen, tiger blood, Kim Kardashian, Kimye, Trump trounce, bigly, biggly, Trump armor, the Orange King, 45
I’m on my own hero’s journey-I’ve got a beautiful girlfriend, a new job on Wall Street and I’m in the best shape of my life. I’m winning big time!
by joecoolthefool October 12, 2018
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Uberbrawl

The physical altercation instigated by an Uber passenger against the driver. The passenger may be drunk, on drugs or upset about the cost of the ride. Uberbeating, Uber, Uber driver, Uber passenger, Uber fight, Uberflirting
Some fool got into my car and wanted to Uberbrawl. I was having none of that and kicked him out.
by joecoolthefool July 19, 2016
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