Definitions by joecoolthefool
snow mattress
The layer of snow on the roof of a car or truck. They are seen when someone drives around having failed to remove it from the top of their car/truck and can slide off and hit people or other vehicles. snow, snow storm, ice, blizzard, cars, trucks, road, highway, ice scraper, mattress
snow mattress by joecoolthefool January 14, 2019
Trump salute
The ‘middle finger’ given to the mainstream media, liberal politicians or any critics of President Trump or the Trump Administration. The Trump salute is often given metaphorically by President Trump. President Trump, Trumper, the Orange King, Trump chumps, Trumpnado, Trump armor, Trump army, Trumpestuous, 45, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, make America great again, Trump bump, mainstream media, lamestream media, liberals, DC swamp, up yours
Trump salute by joecoolthefool December 27, 2018
flip a case
To get a criminal case overturned by presenting new evidence, eliminating existing evidence or by preventing witness testimony. caught a case, criminal justice sytem, prosecutor, court of law, defense lawyer, cops, police, behind bars, jail, prison, 25 to life, orange is the new black, the big house, time served, court case, overturned
The only way I’m going to get out of prison time is to flip a case I got coming up for armed robbery.
flip a case by joecoolthefool December 14, 2018
Lionel Richie that shit
A saying that means “you are going to do something all night long”, just like his song. Lionel Richie, All Night Long, overnight, all night, to the limit, to the max
I just finished a tough week at work. Are you going to party? Yep, I’m gonna Lionel Richie that shit!
Lionel Richie that shit by joecoolthefool December 12, 2018
Trumpinocchio
The language of President Trump where exaggeration, accusations, deflection and most importantly lies are used to address any political or personal issue with regard to the President. It drives the mainstream media nuts, but it’s effective for almost any problem in DC. Trump, the Orange King, Trumper, Trumpestuous, Trump army, 45, The Apprentice, You’re Fired, President Trump, Trumpnado, Trump armor, The Wall, Hillary Clinton, Ivanka Trump, Trumped up, language, lying, deception, Winning, Melania Trump, Trump bump, Trump trounce, make America great again, DC swamp, Trumpspeak
I loved how President Trump is never afraid to speak Trumpinocchio to the press whenever he gets in a bind.
Trumpinocchio by joecoolthefool December 11, 2018
emotional support beverage
The alcoholic beverage you drink prior to a flight, on a flight or in between flights while traveling by plane. emotional support animal, seeing-eye dog, travel companion, air travel, airplane, airport, airline, alcohol, booze, hooch, drunk, intoxicated, wasted, beverage, whiskey, bourbon, beer, vodka, flight attendant
The flight was so turbulent, when we land, I am definitely going to need an emotional support beverage.
emotional support beverage by joecoolthefool December 11, 2018
whitefishing
A person with dark skin who uses bleaching cream or has a dermatologist bleach their skin to look more European. It is often done because of the social stigma created by slavery and colonialism that people with dark skin are not as good as people with light skin. blackfishing, racism, discrimination, bigotry, biased, dark skin, colored, people of color, European, white, African, Caucasian, media, social media, on-line, international, white people
It is sad to see so many cases of whitefishing on the internet and the feelings of inferiority it creates among people of color.
whitefishing by joecoolthefool December 6, 2018