travel envy

The envy and jealousy one feels watching travel channel hosts go around the world to beautiful, exciting destinations and you're stuck at home on the couch. travel, travel channel, destination, exotic locations, women, rich, Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous, baller, Anthony Bourdain, Andrew Zimmern, Samantha Brown, world traveler
I got major travel envy every time I see the Hawaiian Islands on that travel network. I must keep saving, so I can go before I die.
by joecoolthefool April 13, 2016
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Trump Presidential

The future name of all Trump hotels when he leaves office. The name won’t be reserved for just a luxury suite. This name will be used for all of the president’s hotels around the world. President Trump, Trumper, Trumpism, Trump speak, Trump armor, Trump chump, Trump army, hotels, Trump hotels
I am going to Vegas and I am going to stay at the Trump Presidential. It is going to be a big weekend.
by joecoolthefool December 11, 2017
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Trump salute

The ‘middle finger’ given to the mainstream media, liberal politicians or any critics of President Trump or the Trump Administration. The Trump salute is often given metaphorically by President Trump. President Trump, Trumper, the Orange King, Trump chumps, Trumpnado, Trump armor, Trump army, Trumpestuous, 45, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, make America great again, Trump bump, mainstream media, lamestream media, liberals, DC swamp, up yours
I’m glad Trump gave Congress the Trump salute, they mess with him all of the time.
by joecoolthefool December 28, 2018
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countdown tv

The numerous countdown timers used for upcoming shows on a cable tv channel. These timers are started days before the show airs and are a distraction when watching other shows. countdown, timer, new tv show, tv, cable tv, cable news, television, must see tv
I get so tired of these overused countdown timers for new shows. This countdown tv is a total distraction.
by joecoolthefool August 01, 2017
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busterdouglas

Noun: An event, obstacle or life situation that you think can be easily overcome, but ultimately bewilders, overwhelms, confuses and defeats you.

Verb: To shock, bewilder, confound, confuse or stump.
The term is in reference to James 'Buster' Douglas who surprisingly knocked out champion Mike Tyson. surprise, shock, obstacle, bulwark, roadblock, puzzle, perplex, confuse, confound, bewilder, overwhelm, stump
I graduated at the topmof my class and was one of the most highly recruited applicants. When my girlfriend asked me if she looks fat, I said not really and she kicked me out of the house-I can't figure women out. They are my busterdouglas.
by joecoolthefool April 25, 2016
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Status quo joe

A person who follows the herd, he does what everyone else does, nothing more or less. Someone who has no ambition for anything, no passion or drive to accomplish something special. The female version is an ordinary mary or plain jane.
I thought about asking Ted to start a business, but I knew he would say no to anything unique. He's a status quo joe. passionless, ordinary, ambitionless, no ambition, boring, average, nothing special, basic bitch
by joecoolthefool September 29, 2015
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Hulk poop

The grimaced face and grunting made when you are constipated or have hemorrhoids and the poop is hard to expel or painful. A woman pooping who’s constipated or has hemorrhoids is a She-Hulk poop. The Incredible Hulk, Hulk, green monster, David Banner, Bruce Banner, Hulk smash, Lou Ferrigno, Marvel, The Avengers, poop, crap, constipation, hemorrhoids, She-Hulk, stool, take a shit, shit, bowel movement, doo-doo, Hulk rage, Hulk angry, take a dump
Ever since I started taking that new medication, I’ve had one Hulk poop after another. My butt is so sore.
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