joecoolthefool's definitions

Salad bar Christian

People who identify as a Christian, but pick and choose the parts of the Bible they wish to believe. They often ignore those passages that contradict or condemn their sinful lifestyle.

How can John lecture everyone about how he is such a committed Christian and then hookup with so many women. He's a salad bar Christian bro, they do whatever they want six days a week and then act pious on Sunday. unbeliever, hypocrite, religion, Christian, pastor, preacher, Bible baller, pastor pimp

by joecoolthefool May 31, 2015

Dick wagging

The outrageous and rowdy display of alpha male masculinity in a public setting. A guy talks and brags loudly, waves his arms to exaggerate his size and power and even intimidates other guys and girls in a display of dominance. The behavior can be attractive, but often becomes irritating quickly.

These guys at the bar have been dick wagging all night long. I am tired of their crap, so I'm leaving. obnoxious, cocky,alpha male, bravado, tool, egomaniac, arrogant

by joecoolthefool June 8, 2015

Gotta get this paper

A statement you make when trying to hustle to make money with 'paper' being the money.

I want to start my own record label and build my empire, but first I gotta get this paper to get it off the ground. hustle, make money, get rich, earn money, get a job, make a living, become wealthy

by joecoolthefool June 13, 2015

Refractory jerk

Unsatisfying and unpleasurable masturbation after a man has just ejaculated because the ability to achieve a strong erection is limited due to the refractory period, a physiological period of time that prevents men from having multiple erections and orgasms.

I found myself still horny after masturbating last night, so I tried a refractory jerk that left me sore and unsatisfied. masturbation, masterbate, jerk off, jack off, masterburnt, pleasuring oneself

by joecoolthefool July 5, 2015

reality tv rumble

The animated verbal arguments and fistfights that break out on reality tv shows; often staged, they are loud, involve cursing, wild arm movements, choking people, broken glass and overturned furniture.

I just watched this show on cable and about ten minutes into the show, there was a reality tv rumble that involved hair pulling, kicking spitting and head locks. reality tv show, titty-butt tv, cable tv, tv, tv show, drama

by joecoolthefool July 14, 2015

Trumpism

The belief system that encourages abrasive, pretentious, narcissistic behavior as the way to achieving money, fame and power. A man is referred to as a Trumper and the female a Trumpet.

I find it ironic that the candidate with the best ideas is quiet, humble and self-depricating, but the person who gets all of the attention Is a devout believer in Trumpism. pretentious, narcissist, arrogant, self-aggrandizing, self-promoting, cocky, brash, bossy, Trumper, Trumpet

by joecoolthefool August 3, 2015

Packing founding fathers

To have a lot of money. To carry around a lot of money.

I've been working for six months without a break. I'm going to the strip club to blow off some steam. Are you gonna have a good time, Tim?! Oh yea, I'm packing founding fathers. gotta get that paper, making money, get rich, rich, wealthy, money

by joecoolthefool August 8, 2015