joecoolthefool's definitions

tantrump

A verbal retaliation against an opponent or institution involving any personal or professional criticism or challenge. Donald Trump, Trump, Trumper, Trumpet, Trumpism, Trumpster, make America great again, The Donald, The Apprentice, Trump tantrum, tantrum, throw a fit

Donald Trump was furious when that news reporter questioned his business skills, he threw a tantrump. She backed off fast.

by joecoolthefool October 5, 2016

trumphucked

The feeling of hopelessness in a bad situation when you believe there is no solution to a problem. In reference to the initial charges made in the Mueller Report. President Trump said “I’m fucked” and “it will be the end of my presidency”. Neither belief turned out to be true. The Orange King, Trumper, tanTrump, President Chaos, Trump triumphant, Trumpnado, Trump armor, President 45, Mueller Report, Russiagate, fucked, I’m fucked, Trump, President Trump, The Donald

I’m so Trumphucked now that I’ve lost my job and just moved in to my new apartment.

by joecoolthefool April 18, 2019

Carson coma

A person whose face and behavior make you think that they are either falling asleep or on some drug. The person is characterized by soft speech, half open eyes and an inability to hold up one's head. Behavior seen with presidential candidate Ben Carson.

After such a large lunch, I fell into a Carson coma during math class. The teacher kept calling on me because I looked like I was nodding off.

by joecoolthefool August 1, 2016

pet parents

A couple who treat their dogs, cats or other animals as if they were children. Many of these couples are childless and the animals provide a substitute for babies.

My neighbors are constantly fussing over their two golden retrievers. They always talk about how they must take them on play dates with other dogs and feed them special dog food for their birthdays. That sounds like typical pet parents. pets, canine crazy, feline fanatic, animal lovers, pet-obsessed, dogs, cats, feline, canine

by joecoolthefool September 23, 2015

boomarang buyer

A person who buys stuff off of tv, the internet and in stores with no intention of keeping the items. This person is the ultimate impulse buyer who ends up sending back or taking back purchases that are too expensive or unneeded. clothes horse, Black Friday, shopper, shopaholic, boomerang shopper, boomarang, shopping addiction, department store, QVC, HSN, shopping channel, credit cards, presents, return policy

My grandmother is a boomarang buyer, she is constantly buying stuff off of the shopping channel. She keeps it for a couple of weeks and then decides she doesn’t need it and sends it back.

by joecoolthefool November 17, 2018

flip a case

To get a criminal case overturned by presenting new evidence, eliminating existing evidence or by preventing witness testimony. caught a case, criminal justice sytem, prosecutor, court of law, defense lawyer, cops, police, behind bars, jail, prison, 25 to life, orange is the new black, the big house, time served, court case, overturned

The only way I’m going to get out of prison time is to flip a case I got coming up for armed robbery.

by joecoolthefool December 14, 2018

mom facial

Moms use their spit and a napkin or kleenex to clean the lips and face of their children. You realize that it's not sanitary, but it gets the job done. napkin, facial wipe, mom, mother, momma, child, children, kid, multitask, clean, wipe

It took me back to my youth when I saw a mother in the waiting room doing a mom facial on her kid.

by joecoolthefool June 22, 2016