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protest fatigue 

The exhaustion and frustration that comes from protesting and marching for a cause that never seems to be rewarded with concrete results. march, protest, movement, revolution, justice, peace, racial justice, women’s issues, women, African-American, white supremacy, NAACP, Charlottesville, Black Lives Matter, Tiki torch, KKK, skinheads, President Obama, President Trump, Trumper, Trumpism, Trump army, silent majority
I know there is another march this weekend, but I’ve got serious protest fatigue. We have been marching for 5 years and nothing has changed.
protest fatigue by joecoolthefool October 2, 2017

golf talking 

Speaking in a whispered tone like you hear on tv when a golfer is about to take a shot. golf, whispering, whisper, talking, speaking, speech, hush
We were in the movie theater and Jack was golf talking throughout the movie, it was so annoying.
golf talking by joecoolthefool September 21, 2017

pootlins 

Small scentless, rapidly-released poots that you can feel, but are barely audible. fart, poot, silent ,but deadly, pass gas, pooting, farting, rip one, toot, pooins, do do, bm, bowel movement, dump
There is nothing worse than being at a social event and releasing some pootlins in front of hot women. You don't know if they heard them or not.
pootlins by joecoolthefool August 27, 2017

kumbayaism 

The near cult-like devotion by the media and elites to the idea that all Americans must come together and think alike on social, political and economic issues. kumbaya, religion, cult, devotion, obsession, fixation, mainstream media
I get tired of the media's obsession with kumbayaism. What's that Pete?! They push this idea that we all have to come together and think the same way on the role of government.
kumbayaism by joecoolthefool August 25, 2017

Trumployee 

People employed by Donald Trump in his private company or in his presidential administration. The work atmosphere is hectic, chaotic and unpredictable. You may be employed one day and fired the next day. President Trump, Trump, Trumpestuous, Trump trounce, Trumper, Trumpuzzle, The Donald, employee, worker, boss, Trump administration, President Trump, Game of Trump
You have to know if you are a Trumployee in the Trump administration, you are working on borrowed time.
Trumployee by joecoolthefool August 11, 2017

Beer dew 

The cool film that beads up on the side of a glass of beer or beer can. It means that you have an icy cold beer that will taste great. beer, beer sweats, drunk, alcoholic, bar, drinking, buzz, drunk, lit, hammered, intoxicated, a pint
Come on in Brad, we got a ton of icy cold ones. The beer dew means they are ready to drink.
Beer dew by joecoolthefool August 10, 2017

Trumpnado 

The totally disorganized chaos that makes up the Trump administration. No one knows what President Trump or his Cabinet will say or do with regard to his administration, national or international issues at any given time. Infighting, betrayal and self-destructive behavior are an integral part of daily life in Trumpland. Trumpland, Trump kingdom, President Trump, Donald Trump, Trumper, Trump army, Trump armor, Trumpspeak, tweetnado, Trump bump, Trumpestuous, The Apprentice, Make America great again, The Donald
I would love to be a part of a presidential Cabinet, but working for the Trumpnado must be rough.
Trumpnado by joecoolthefool August 8, 2017