joecoolthefool's definitions

butthurt and bewildered

Someone who is offended and shocked at something someone says or the outcome of a situation. butthurt, bewildered, offended, shocked, outraged, frustrated, caught off guard, blindsided, angry

I can't believe that John was so butthurt and bewildered that his girlfriend left him when he cheated on her.

by joecoolthefool September 7, 2016

Athletic appropriation

The act of copying someone's technique or moves in sports to enhance your own performance. athletic skill, athlete, basketball, football, baseball, hockey, NCAA, NFL, NBA, MLB, NHL, college sports, professional sports, star athlete, cultural appropriation

I saw you pull that triple crossover, you faked that guy out of his shoes. I got that from you after I saw your last game. Hey that's athletic appropriation, but that's okay-I got mad skills.

by joecoolthefool September 8, 2016

rebuffering

The circular icon from an internet site attempting to download on your computer or smartphone repeats continuously. It is frustrating to see the swirling circle slow down, as if the download is complete, only to start all over again. Also, rebuffer, rebuffered. buffering, download, upload, connection speed, wifi, dial up, computers, smartphone, Google, Microsoft, Apple, smartphone, iphone, slow speed

I am so sick of my computer, it is five years old and simply doesn't work anymore. Every time I try to download videos, I don't just get buffering, I get mega rebuffering and that dang circular icon is on the screen forever.

by joecoolthefool September 8, 2016

Bathing in black

The considerable effort some white people make to surround themselves with black people at business events, sporting events, music industry events and in Hollywood in an effort to seem cool. Strangely, they never want to employ, work with, date or live by these same black people. black people, white people, race

I get so tired of these Hollywood types bathing in black. They love hanging out with black athletes and rappers, but strangely they never seem to find any black actors, producers, directors or studio executives to hire for their movies or tv shows.

by joecoolthefool September 24, 2016

dongo

An animal that is part Australian dingo and part wild dog. dingo, wild dog, Australia

I knew that could not be a dingo because it didn't have the usual color. No mate, it's a dongo, part wild dog.

by joecoolthefool October 2, 2016

Smartphone anxiety disorder

The panic and fear a person experiences when they misplace or become separated from their smartphone even for a few minutes. smartphone, iphone, handheld, fear, panic, anxiety, phobia, tech, obsession

I am convinced I suffer from smartphone anxiety disorder. I literally need my iphone to be within reach or I freak out.

by joecoolthefool October 3, 2016

Bang-bang moment

A moment that causes you to react instinctively. It's not about guns or shooting, it's about reacting to a situation with a quick response. A term often used to describe quick movements in sports. fight or flight, instinct, react, reaction time, quick response

When my neighbor across the street yelled watchout, I immediately fell to the ground and covered my head. A tree limb had fallen in his yard, but I thought it was a drive-by. It was a bang-bang moment for me, I'm paranoid as heck.

by joecoolthefool October 3, 2016