joecoolthefool's definitions

rageifist

1) A person who believes anger, confrontation and violence is a solution to all problems.
2) The opposite of a pacificist.

pacifist, anger, rage, violence, war, confrontation, threaten, hit, punch, strike, kill, destroy, peace, love, unity, passive, President Trump, Trumper, Trump army, Trumpism

We need a leader who is a pacifist, our guy is a rageifist, all he wants to do is fight people and threaten war.

by joecoolthefool October 10, 2017

deckchaired

A crash in extreme sports where the person's torso is pressed in to their thighs. It is the opposite of being scorpioned. Also reverse scorpioned. scorpioned, extreme sports, X-Games, skateboarding, BMX, snowboarding, motorcross, crash, reverse scorpioned

When Jimmy tried to jump two flights of stairs, he deckchaired in the parking lot below.

by joecoolthefool April 19, 2018

waffle house warriors

People who go to the restaurant late at night or early in the morning and get into arguments and fights with the staff and other guests. The fights usually involve numerous people and glasses, dishes and chairs are always thrown in the skirmishes. Waffle House, IHOP, fights, skirmish, scuffle, melee, broken dishes, drunk people, intoxicated, drugs, pancakes and punches, flapjacks and fistfights

These Waffle House warriors show up and screw up every meal I try to eat. I spend all of my time ducking dishes and glasses being thrown and listening to people curse each other out.

by joecoolthefool May 17, 2016

puppy speak

The baby talk people use when they speak to and pet a dog. The people immediately talk to the dog like it's a little baby even though the dog can't understand them. canine crazy, feline fanatic, pet parents, dog, canine, pet, man's best friend

I get so annoyed when people walk up to my dog and use puppy speak. He's not a little baby people and he can't understand you!

by joecoolthefool July 7, 2016

protest fatigue

The exhaustion and frustration that comes from protesting and marching for a cause that never seems to be rewarded with concrete results. march, protest, movement, revolution, justice, peace, racial justice, women’s issues, women, African-American, white supremacy, NAACP, Charlottesville, Black Lives Matter, Tiki torch, KKK, skinheads, President Obama, President Trump, Trumper, Trumpism, Trump army, silent majority

I know there is another march this weekend, but I’ve got serious protest fatigue. We have been marching for 5 years and nothing has changed.

by joecoolthefool October 2, 2017

triggerbombing

To linger around a person when they become emotional about something. You may initiate the trigger, take a selfie or video and even include the triggered person in it to create more drama. trigger, triggered, millenial, drama, safe space, trigger words, selfie. photobombing, in your feelings, identity politics

I went up to a group of millennials on campus and told them they were spoiled brats. They totally went off on me and I videotaped the whole thing. Triggerbombing is so much fun.

by joecoolthefool February 11, 2019

Racial peacekeepers

The preachers, pastors and community leaders who always rush out after a racially charged incident against african-americans to calm people and direct them to forgive or embrace their attackers. These individuals decide to represent all african-americans in the community, but often act hypocritically for their own benefit to establish a national profile and win influence among the african-american community for future church donations. They are noticeably absent when the violence does not have racial overtones.

Oh boy, here come the racial peacekeepers with their ridiculous speeches about Christian forgiveness after the skinhead killed 12 people. I just can't with these guys. Bible ballers, pastor pimps, pastors, preachers, community organizers, religion, church, African-American

by joecoolthefool October 4, 2015