pootlins

Small scentless, rapidly-released poots that you can feel, but are barely audible. fart, poot, silent ,but deadly, pass gas, pooting, farting, rip one, toot, pooins, do do, bm, bowel movement, dump

There is nothing worse than being at a social event and releasing some pootlins in front of hot women. You don't know if they heard them or not.

by joecoolthefool August 27, 2017

Pootling

To wander about, by foot or mechanical transport, with no specific destination in mind.

They were in the village, just pootling about in their motorcar.

by d.n. citoyen August 21, 2020

Pootling

To browse the internet when not actually looking for something specific.

'What you doing?'
'I'm Just Pootling on the web'

by BubbleSheep August 27, 2008

Pooplins

The small round pieces of poop that a person struggles to expel while going to the bathroom. The person squeezes hard and rocks back and forth on the toilet to get them to finally come out. They make a 'plop' sound as they splash into the toilet.

I was in a hurry this morning, but had to stop and take a giant dump. I was stuck on the toilet though forever because those darn pooplins wouldn't get out of me. doo-doo nuggets, tiny terds, poo-poo pieces, poo-poo popcorn, terdlets, poo-poo, doo-doo

by joecoolthefool April 30, 2015

pootlinggum

derived from a Latin or Greek origin referring to flubber. Scientist believe the word was used during the early nineteenth century B.C to describe those with extensive fat, with jello like texture and form.

-"WoW i think we just had a earthquake"

-"No, it was just the Pootlinggum that walked by"

by n4b33l March 10, 2009

pootling

the vagina of a piglet

daves head looks just like a pootling

by pootlesaurus February 7, 2010

pootinskoot

Means auntie or my auntie

Pootinskoot- noun auntie

by Tooth’s slide July 23, 2023