joebob's definitions

SPAS 12

An selective fire (pump action or semi automatic) twelve gauge shotgun intended for the military/police market. Manufactured by Franchi of Italy. 8 round tubular magazine. "SPAS" is an acronym for Special Purpose Automatic Shtogun

The cop entered the building with a SPAS 12 shotgun half-hidden under his coat.

by JoeBob August 5, 2003

Heckler & Koch PSG1

A semi automatic sniper rifle manufactured by Heckler & Koch GmbH of Germany. Chambered for the 7.62x51mm NATO (.308 Winchester) round, equipped with Hensoldt 6x42mm scope.

The PSG1 is widely considered the most accurate semi automatic sniper rifle in the world.

by JoeBob July 29, 2003

uzi

A compact 9x19mm caliber submachine gun developed in 1953 by Isreali Military Industries. Variants include the Mini-Uzi, the Micro-Uzi, and the semi automatic-only Uzi Pistol.

I saw that the hitmen were armed with Uzi submachine guns.

by JoeBob July 27, 2003

politician

see personification: Giving human traits to non-human things. also see republican

that republican is a politician

by joebob February 14, 2003

bits and pieces

A man's penis and testes.

It's been 30 years! I've got to see if my bits and pieces are still working!

by JoeBob September 14, 2003

Nekimews

An idiotic thing or person who is gay

Guys who want to be with guys are nekimews.

by Joebob May 21, 2003

Meepins

a clan of porch monkeys

hoon is a coon. hoon is in meepins.

by Joebob January 12, 2004