newbie metalhead

Usually very ignorant. Gets into Metal through bands like Slipknot. They start feeling cool and unique and need to express how Metal is the supreme genre.

How to spot one

1) Says a guitarist isn't good if they can't play fast.
2) Says a guitarist isn't good if they can't play technical.
3) Blasts Metal on their iPods thinking someone will ask them what they are listening to so they can show off how awesome they think their musical taste is to others.
4) Tries to introduce you to Metal by telling you all bands you like suck.
5) Thinks all bands that aren't Metal have no talent.
6) Doesn't know what good Metal vocals are.

Newbie Metalheads usually smarten up, they usually take up guitar and realize that speed isn't everything. Wanting to compose music they go through the tons of influences of their influences and from there they go to their influences which leads them into lots of music which isn't Metal. Then they become people who are open to tons of music, having liked music that is condemned by most people.
person: Do you like N.W.A.?
newbie Metalhead: RAP IS CRAP!
by joe725 November 22, 2007
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mtv kid

A kid who listens only to mainstream music and is unaware of any music made more than 6 months ago. Also a kid who basically only watches MTV. The only Classic Rock band they have probably heard of is The Beatles. They think all Metal is about Death and its all screaming. MTV kids usually have about 30 songs on their I-pods, basically all the new hits which they soon delete.
MTV kid: LiEk OmG I lIeK HeArD dAt SoNg TwIcE! iTz OlD!
by joe725 October 13, 2007
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hardcore fan poser

One of the worst kinds of posers. These people pose as hardcore fans for bands, usually to look sophisticated or unique, or cool. But don't actually like the music for the sound, only for how they think it makes them look. Hardcore fan posers usually do memorize songs of the band, just so that they can look like real fans. Hardcore fan posers insult people when they say another band is higher in a certain field then that band. It is because they like the label of the band and it insults them to see the band they feel sophisticated/cool/etc listening to, being insulted. When someone says that one member of one band is better than a member of the band they are posing as a hardcore fan of, they will just retaliate by saying that the band they pose as a hardcore fan of is better, even though the other person didn't necessarily say that.
person: The Mars Volta is more experimental than Pink Floyd.

hardcorefanposer: SHUT THE FUCK UP! PINK FLOYD IS A BETTER BAND THAN THAT BAND! THE MARS VOLTA SUCKS!

person: Stfu, I like Pink Floyd, you're such a hardcore fan poser. I didn't say they were better, now just listen to The Mars Volta and face the fact that they are more experimental.

hardcorefanposer: SHUT UP! YOU'RE GAY!

person: Do you even know how Pink Floyd got their name?

hardcorefanposer: They thought it up randomly.

person: uh no, they took the first names of two blues artists: Pink Anderson, and Floyd Council.
by joe725 March 23, 2007
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love card

When either person in a relationship uses the fact that other loves them or said that they loved them in order to make them do stuff for them or control the relationship entirely.
Girl: I wanna go shopping.
Boy: But me and my friends were going to hang out, one of them is leaving for the summer.
Girl: You said you loved me, if you loved me you would take me shopping.
Boy: Don't abuse the love card or I'm breaking up with you.
by joe725 June 21, 2008
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organicon

a person that is crazy about all organic food and only buys stuff from stores like trader joe's
look at that loser of there, he is an organicon
by joe725 September 24, 2006
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iTan

The tan lines one gets while tanning and listening to their iPod.
I listened to my iPod for too long when I was tanning, now I have an iTan.
by joe725 September 05, 2007
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Femanist

A guy who actively sticks up for women and their rights whenever he can in an attempt to get ass. Sometimes they even act like huge cockblockers.

Femanists are usually men who usually don't have much luck with women. And they resort to sympathizing with them as another means of getting in their pants.
I was going to take this hot chick at my work to dinner, but this stupid femanist who works with me told her behind my back that she shouldn't let me decide for her. Because of him no dinner.
by joe725 August 08, 2008
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