joe 's definitions

deuce

2 mile track event. 3218 meters.

im running the deuce tomorrow morning at the track meet.

by joe June 27, 2005

LUElinks

a shitty messageboard which thinks they are uber leet haxers because they can AIM crash lue2 members with a program they did not even code. They also DoS websites because someone else plans to make a collection of links on their site.

google search ugly fat kid to see pictures of LL members.

by joe March 16, 2005

Wombie

An indian person; the dot on an indian's forehead

There are so many wombies living on my street; My zit looks like a wombie dot.

by Joe May 9, 2003

cunting

Like bitching but more so.

I think Mark has sand in his vagina, he hasn't stopped cunting all fucking day.

by Joe November 16, 2003

Douche

1. An annoying, stupid, or otherwise obnoxiuously dumb person.
2. Femenine cleansing device.

also see "Douche Bag"

Person 1- Good Charlotte is the sh*t.
Person 2- Dude, you're a douche

by Joe April 1, 2004

fucking wierdo transvestite

1. A transvestite who is a Fucking wierdo
2. Stange man who lived in a cave, The police found loads of women's shoes in the cave and the police officer said: "must be a transvestite!"

Well, he's a fucking wierdo transvestite. Now THAT is an exeutive transvestite!

by Joe December 8, 2004

derranged duck

a person who is unstable on a bike going 1mph even whilst having stabilisers falls off the bike and crashes into a parked white van

Rupinder nandra of Hayes

by joe December 15, 2003