joe 's definitions

brosia

a hairy firearms noob

That big gorilla is almost as hairy as brosia.

by Joe February 15, 2005

Nucular Weapons

George Bush's bad pronunciation. Really meaning "jack shit"

"Our intellegence tells us that Iraq has nucular weapons"
"Our intellegence tells us that Iraq has jack shit"

by Joe July 21, 2004

Corona Boner

When you drink too much and can no longer keep an erection in order to participate in sexual activities.
(see whiskey dick)

I would have fucked her but I had corona boner.

by Joe December 4, 2004

bizzle

a brotha, a monkey, and a gay ass friend

Fo bizzle my shizzle to the nizzle up my gizzle de fizzle

by Joe July 16, 2003

farse

The best british ska/skacore band i have ever heard!! And probably the most under-rated!! Recently split, But not before playing a legendary sell-out last gigg at the Birmingham Academy, wich quite literally kicked my ass.

Im sure they would have made it big, and hope they do well in whatever they put their minds to.

Farse inspires me

www.farse.co.uk

by Joe March 22, 2004

Alon

Great guy who macks every fine women out there and is never short of play!

Look here cones Alon. Lets look at his fuck list today, maybe its longer then yesterday

by JOE February 28, 2003

m3

1. the best bang for your buck sports car. though it is 45k/55k(conv), it beats the shit outta a mercedes clk 55 amg (85k)+ a jaguar xkr (85k) with a natural aspired, not supercharged motor (also only a 6cyl compared to v8's); only 2nd to porsche 911 (85k++). if u ppl say what about the wrx sti or evo VII u deserve a beat down, though on paper they are better, and in there own right, they are absolutely awesome, u cannot compare to the feel u get from driving a german car, its undescribable, everything is designed so well, and omg u just can compare the driving pleasure. Dont get me wrong, if i had 30k i'd buy a japanese car but japans philosophy on engineering is practical price/performace and germans have a completly diff outlook - spare no expense.

2. a 12 guage shot gun made by germany's hecklar AND koch.

btw im not german, im not even white, it just appriciate there ability to make quality mechanical things, u need japan for electronics and america for, uhh ya,.

1. i want to drive an m3
2. i wanna blow ur head off with an m3

by joe December 18, 2003