joe 's definitions

mink

a ladys genitals.

i bet she has a tight mink.

by Joe May 24, 2003

Glass Bottom Ship

AN act of torture used on one's worst enemies. The act involves first leaving a log in a toliet. Then one must take captive of your enemy and wrap their face with plastic wrap (NOT TIGHT!!!, No need for sufication) then you proceed to give them a swirlie in the toliet that has the dung in it... Hence glass bottom ship...

I hate Hate him so badly, I want to give him a glass bottom ship...

by Joe December 12, 2003

mandzuk

ugly inuit/indian lady with facial hair

by joe October 28, 2003

woofl

the noise a cow makes when constipated

the cow woofled

by joe May 20, 2004

blowin' up

To recieve a call, generally on a cell phone.

Damn yo, your blowin up again

by Joe November 4, 2002

Banana Dick

A long, skinny yet very curved erect penis. Much like Pencil Dick, but really curved upwards.

"That guy in that porn flick sure had one hell of a banna dick!"

by Joe July 27, 2003

nethead

1. A Grateful Dead fan that uses the Internet to trade "taper" audio of live GD shows.

2. The domain one picks when he misses getting deadhead.com by two days.

The Internet was invented so that netheads could trade tapes.

by Joe March 7, 2005