joe's definitions

Mole

A myopic alcoholic music major with a penchant for deficating in sinks.

When Mole arrives at our parties, we lock the bathroom doors.

by Joe December 28, 2004

Sniperjoe

The coolest, guy on earth. Is half-Filipino, which makes him half-minority, which is rarer than full, so be extra nice to him. Owns on everything. See me. See Cyberdead, just cuz.

We love you Sniperjoe, you own!

by Joe July 24, 2004

haggisneeb

a scottish neeb

Jamie Manson is such a haggisneeb

by Joe September 29, 2003

gomar

1.A stupid camal jockey living in America (noun)
2. Someone who foces their friends to do stupid things while he watches
see dumbass (noun)
3.Gomaring- to be stupid beyond all reason (adv)
4.Gomared- to do something unreasonably stupid for stupidities sake (verb)

example: Mr. Majd tells his friends, "five dollars to the man who can break his leg!" His friends believe him and begin to hurt themselves. Frosty breaks his leg and asks for his five dollars but the Gomar doesnt give it to him. Frosty yells, "goddamn you Gomar!"

by Joe June 28, 2004

fagasexual

1. A person who is married and says he is not gay but really
2. A Flaringly gay individual.

1.kobe bryant is a fagasexual.
2. Elton John is a fagasexual.

by Joe December 23, 2002

maen

a word used by bad spellers in place of the word mine

dat computah is maen, not yos.

Wha happen ta tha men in that wheilchare, did he steap on a maen?

by joe November 5, 2004

camel joe

1. A male sovereign.

2. One that is supreme or preeminent in a particular group, category, or sphere.

a. The perfect, omniscient, omnipotent being; God.
b. camel joe = god

n. Informal

Principal or chief camel joe, as in size or importance.

by joe March 16, 2005