joe's definitions

the spaniel

One who owns excessive amounts of Abercrombie clothes, drives a VW Touareg, and has a RAZR cell and loves his "Corn-dog Thursdays"

If you see somone exemplifying these traits you may say to him/her "Quit being such a Spaniel"

by Joe April 14, 2005

airhead

the worst insult ever...if you are called this, you might as well kill yourself...because your an airhead

wow...what an airhead

by joe October 31, 2003

almy

slow or stupid

I went to the retard house and helped all the almys.

by joe July 21, 2003

bum bag

The British equivilant to a fanny pack, becuase fanny back in Britain means something entirely different. (Let's just say, in England, only women have fannies.)
SEE: fanny pack

It's not a fanny pack mate, it's a bum bag.

by Joe February 28, 2005

shpank it

another way of saying, fuck it

Who cares about the game, shpank it!

by Joe October 1, 2003

boldt

annoying piece of shit that no one likes

Goddamnit you sound like a boldt!

by Joe February 3, 2003

Los Angeles

It's a bull-shit, three-ring circus, side-show of freaks here in this hopeless fucking hole we call L.A.

The only way to fix it, is to flush it all away. Any fucking time. Any fucking day. Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona Bay.

"As soon as L.A. is destroyed by a giant earthquake and is flushed into the Pacific Ocean like the terd-city it is...the better off this world will be."

by Joe August 15, 2004