joe's definitions

Twat

A pregnant fish which is really fat and stupid and looks funny.

Wow look at that twat!

by Joe January 6, 2007

blumby

recieving a blow job while taking a shit

Tom recently recieved a blumpy in the bathroom at mcdonalds.

by joe May 13, 2005

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

The way the letters are arranged on the Qwerty keyboard

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm instead of abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?

by Joe September 28, 2004

pegged

a man who recieved a strap on dildo in the ass from a woman

Jake was pegged from behind by Jane.

by Joe June 28, 2004

booze pooze

definition:all encompassing term used to explain any fumes,fragrance or feces being
offensivly obvious.
only applicable after a heavy bout of boozing

example 1
man:whats that smell, its like a skunk on heat.
hungover man: i got booze pooze, i'm gonna take the kids to the pool.

together: ha ha ha

by joe April 23, 2005

woofl

the noise a cow makes when constipated

the cow woofled

by joe May 20, 2004

nethead

1. A Grateful Dead fan that uses the Internet to trade "taper" audio of live GD shows.

2. The domain one picks when he misses getting deadhead.com by two days.

The Internet was invented so that netheads could trade tapes.

by Joe March 7, 2005