joe's definitions

Glass Bottom Ship

AN act of torture used on one's worst enemies. The act involves first leaving a log in a toliet. Then one must take captive of your enemy and wrap their face with plastic wrap (NOT TIGHT!!!, No need for sufication) then you proceed to give them a swirlie in the toliet that has the dung in it... Hence glass bottom ship...

I hate Hate him so badly, I want to give him a glass bottom ship...

by Joe December 12, 2003

mink

a ladys genitals.

i bet she has a tight mink.

by Joe May 24, 2003

effed

Used to describe less-than-amusing situations in a more palatable fashion.. like if you had to say it to a purdy girl and you don't wanna cuss in front of her ('cause thats what mean people do) - duh

"Dude, im like so effed.. I let kitty out of the house again, and my mom's gonna be crazy mad at me - cause kitty's mad sniffable and all the dawgs are gonna chase it"

by Joe January 27, 2004

slapnuts

a person who does not know how to do anything at all.

the slapnut couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

by JOE December 22, 2003

Badonkadonk

The affectionately named "Junk in Da Trunk" said on shows such as the Chappelles show. Reffers to a humongous ass ona woman

Man that girl has quite a big ass
Badonkadonk!

by Joe March 20, 2005

chuck d

ten pound note, so called because it has a picture of charles dickens on it boyeee!

how much do i owe ya?
jus gimme a chuck d mate

by Joe September 23, 2004

snipped

A circumcised penis.

"You better get that out my ear or I'll have you snipped!"

by Joe May 13, 2005