joe's definitions

law dog

Old school definition for the cops.

I got pulled over by the law dogs today.

by Joe July 15, 2004

Crack Fucker

A person that shoots crack up their ass.

Yo, that bitch is a crack fucker.

by Joe June 18, 2004

Mars

The fourth planet in our solar system. Red, and named after the Greek god of war.

I went to mars!! Hip hip horay!!

by Joe September 25, 2004

Naughlk

Naughlk
adj. Naughlker
noun. Naughlker-bib

1- Verbal reaction to an unpredictable, unfavorable, or ironic event.

2- An occurrence, result, or circumstance notable for it's unfavorable results.

3- A title given to something or someone with behavoir that is consistently contradictory, akward, and unproductive.

1- When Peter stubbed his toe while stepping into the truck, he said Naughlk.

2- "You stubbed your toe? How Naughlker."

3- That guy is always dopping things and stubbing his toe. He's a naughlker-bib.

by Joe March 4, 2004

t'other

Contraction, short for 'the other',

"Was that you I saw in town t'other evening?"

Pissed of guy: "Did you steal my ipod?"
Thief: "No it was t'other guy."

by Joe January 29, 2005

bumbaclot

A cloth or rag used as a tampon, etc. Gross, but likely more accurate.

Wha' dee Bum-Bah-CLOT! Cum nah, get dee rass off me car?

by Joe April 7, 2003

shota

The best man on earth

O gosh, I love you you are such a SHOTA!

by Joe October 1, 2003