joe's definitions

turtle

a person who is unusually naive for their age, usually due to overprotective parents.

Dan is a turtle. He's 16 years old, and he doesn't know the bases yet!

by Joe February 11, 2003

Baly

Grand Overlord of all people. Coolest of the Coolest. An Idol to everyone.

There is none.. No one is as cool as a BALY

by Joe June 20, 2003

Cock Fetta

The milky substance around the "Bell End" after having not washed for several days. (also see "Smeg" and "Nob Cheese"

Dave girl was going down when she remarked "Fuck that! go wash that Cock Fetta off!"

by Joe September 21, 2003

njubi

"Swedified" version of the term "newbie/n00b"

"din jevla njuuuubi"

by Joe May 12, 2003

shaffi

a budgie killer or a bokat

shaffi is killing adit or im a shaffi

by joe October 20, 2008

blend 27

A break off of the incredibly famous zymurgy. The band contains Justin (bass, vocals) Blayne (guitar) Greg (guitar and joe (booms)

Dude blend 27 is cool.

by joe March 21, 2005

teabagger

Any guy who drives a Ford Explorer "Sport" (the two door model).

This espescially applies to Explorer Sport drivers with bicycle racks mounted on top of their vehichles.

by Joe December 1, 2003