joe's definitions

cheese monkey

A rare member of the primate family and whose diet consists of dairy products esp. cheese.

My Velveeta is missing... must be a cheese monkey on the loose.

by Joe October 19, 2003

zymurgy

A death metal band from luxemburg wisconsin containing Joe Dusty and Blayne (last names cant be said)

Yo, Zymurgy broke up after their third practice.

by joe March 21, 2005

I.V.

Isla Vista, the place where all the mad partygoers from UCSB (University of Casual Sex and Beer) go to get drunk off their asses, smoke bowls larger than Bill Gates' ego, and light couches on fire.

I'm goin' down to I.V. to get me some ASS!

by joe September 26, 2003

MVP

Mountain view player. dumbasses from mountain view high who think there better than homestead and austin

did you see thoughs mvp fags what losers

by joe January 15, 2004

dnndtt

A narcissist. One who always trys to impress others with boring tales of what they've done.

see rednndtt

That guy thinks he is such a dnndtt

by Joe September 23, 2004

Spruce

Although some beleive it's a tree, Spruce is a human being whose parents can't stop naming their kids after trees. Spruce is a flaming homosexual and should never be trusted.

Don't trust Spruce. I bent over to pick up my dollar, and he tried sticking his head up my ass. So then I stabbed him.

by Joe February 14, 2004

fafalina

Noun. Carly's vagina; and teen vagina.

Your fafalina tastes grea

by Joe December 17, 2004