joe's definitions

Alucard

1: The badass main character on Hellsing

2: A stupid-ass member of FFWA.

1: Read the bloody definition
2: That Alucard is a real prick

by Joe October 3, 2004

bloviate

To discourse at length in a pompous or boastful manner.

A key attribute to those that sell. To pretend to understand technical subject matter and sell it to others even dumber then oneself.

Tom, bloviated Matt's shaft for hours on the merits of Mircosoft's Swiss Cheese 1.0

by joe October 1, 2004

british cottage

girl gettin it from the front and the back

"Krysti Hartt"

by joe April 11, 2003

head fake

when person A proceeds to give what person B thinks is a blowjob, then simply holds the head of the penis in her/his mouth and proceeds to jerk person A off without actually doing anything with their mouth but holding the penis in it.

I was so happy that chick was finally gonna suck my dick then the bitch pulled a head fake on me.

by Joe December 10, 2004

Chalky

A person who thinks they are black, but are actually white. I.e. White chalk on a black chalk board.

"He's a chalky", "Look at that chalky."

by Joe December 11, 2003

chrizzle

Chronic

You wanna go smoke sum chrizzle right now?

by Joe May 6, 2003

smilf

a stepmother i would like to fuck

dude your stepmom is a smilf

by joe September 8, 2003