joe's definitions

gravy

What true italians call tomato sauce

(nonna):"Ehhh peppino, getta you hands outta my garvy!"

(peppino): "Nonna i just want a meatball! damn!.....Sorry i didn't mean
to swear, no dont hit me with the spoon!!!!"

by joe January 18, 2005

gateway

Cow. A reference to the gateway computer box design.

Q: You don't think she's hot?

A: Dude, she's a gateway.

by Joe June 18, 2006

baboon ass

When you (a male) grab the top of your scrotum near the didick, squeezing the nuts until they are tightly displayed against the scrotum flesh. Best when displayed through the fly of your pants, and then asking a cute girl if she has ever seen a baboon's ass.

Have you ever seen a baboon's ass?

by Joe January 10, 2004

shank

to steal, such as the act of taking something without permission.

Yo, that dude just shanked my noodes.

by joe May 13, 2005

Omaha

A poker game not unlike Texas Hold 'Em in which each player is dealt 4 hole cards and combines them with the Holdem-like 5 community cards to make their best 5-card hand(it is thus sometimes called Omaha Hold 'Em). The catch is that each player must use exactly 2 cards from his hand with exactly 3 from the board. It can also be played HiLo, where the best high hand and lowest hand (with straights and flushes not counting against you) splitting the pot.

ESPN will air a World Series of Poker pot limit Omaha final table this year.

by Joe February 26, 2005

blef

Not very exciting
Eh... so so or feh

She has some nice bombs but her ass is blef.

by Joe November 19, 2004

Snover

Becoming so depressed that you do pretty much nothing except sit around being sarcastic twords everything.

The lead singer from Reel big fish is way to snover like for my tastes.

by Joe November 10, 2003