Bad Dipping Strategy

The act of accidentally dipping tempura in wasabi, or sushi in tempura sauce when eating a japanese meal. May be applicable for other cuisine.

Aww fuck, I just BDS'd.

by Joe December 16, 2004

dorked

Another slang word for broken; See hosed and borked

This computer is totally dorked.

by Joe February 21, 2004

Nucular Weapons

George Bush's bad pronunciation. Really meaning "jack shit"

"Our intellegence tells us that Iraq has nucular weapons"
"Our intellegence tells us that Iraq has jack shit"

by Joe July 22, 2004

mayonnaise jar

Someone who frequently preforms the act of fellatio and is reputed for "swallowing".

John and Bill jizzed down Sara's throat, she is a total mayonnaise jar, do you know her number?

by Joe November 17, 2003

moo-shadda

italian slang word, kinda meaning deflated or also used to say something or someone sucks or is stupid.

like if a guys erect cock goes soft, hes moo-shadda, or if ur brother does something stupid, you can say, "well the kids fucking moo-shadda" or if yah mothers raviolli sucks, you can say, "Ma whats up with these moo-shadda raviolli?"

by joe January 18, 2005

monkey bath

a bath which is a bit too hot

getting into the bath one day i found it a bit too hot and screamed "ooh ohh ahh ahh" like a monkey

by joe September 14, 2003

scunt

Smelly Cunt

I wouldn't do that SCUNT if you paid me!

by Joe July 03, 2003