joe's definitions

Blueberry Muffin

A girl who gained 10-15 lbs in college but still wears the same clothes she did in high school. For an explanation, look at the part of the muffin that flops over the wrapper.

Joe: Did you see Jen in that half-shirt halter top?

Dan: Yea...She's leaking all over

Joe: Like Blueberry muffin...

Dan: hahahaha!

by Joe October 8, 2004

porn music

the sounds of sex

unf unf unf

by joe April 19, 2004

mlah

a term spoken after a false statement to infer a joke; fooling someone; to denote previous statement as false; to imply dominent social status over the other.

Used in conjunction with, "this dude," or "this guy."

Generally pronounced with the exsessive smacking of the tongue and lip upon opening to make the "m" sound.

Hanging ones own tongue out following the completition of the word is not uncommon.

A term use exclusively in the city of Corpus Christi, Texas, or by those native to South Texas.

"Hey, Alfredo, you have some cool British Knights," Julio said. "Mlah, this dude, thinking BKs are still cool. What the fuck?
Javier said, "Mlah, this guy."
"I'll fucking kick your ass," Alfredo said.

by Joe May 30, 2004

trikks

Halfling molestor

Trikks hat Fuesse haarige!

by Joe August 22, 2003

pop a cap in your ass

to shoot someone in their posterior

I want to pop a cap in your ass

by Joe August 25, 2003

POLACK

Despite the ignorant (polish are stupid) misconception Polacks are one of the smartest nationalities in the world.

I know many intelligent polacks. Many have advanced degrees.

by joe February 27, 2005

inyan eskrima

A martial art, sometimes called Filipino stick fighting, which uses various weapons, grabs, and strikes. It standardly checks and opponents attack, then either forces them into submission with a well placed lock, or strikes at a nerve cluster. Also the parent of some modern Brazilian martial arts.

My classmate takes Inyan Eskrima, and hates it when perople says he takes karate.

by Joe January 30, 2005