joe's definitions

McDonalds

Man Made food

Garbage.

by Joe July 28, 2003

Spruce

Although some beleive it's a tree, Spruce is a human being whose parents can't stop naming their kids after trees. Spruce is a flaming homosexual and should never be trusted.

Don't trust Spruce. I bent over to pick up my dollar, and he tried sticking his head up my ass. So then I stabbed him.

by Joe February 14, 2004

oh shit bars

the handle bars that are on the inside of the car above the windows that you hold on to and scream oh shit when about to get into an accident

Yo dude, we were grabbin on those oh shit bars hardcore when that dick of a driver hit the other car

by Joe February 24, 2003

drokk

Substitute SF swear word used by many inhabitants of Mega City One in Judge Dredd, Britain's top comcis character for two decades.

Holy drokk!
Drokk it!
Oh, Drokk!
or just plain old: drokk!

by Joe October 29, 2003

dry

Dry Means bad,

Thas dry man, meaning oh thats really bad

by Joe December 8, 2003

gator rat

yes meaghan you come up with the bestest definitons ever

meaghan thought of the word gator rat

by joe March 9, 2005

do the math

To ask someone to choose

There was a pack of two for 74p, and a pack of three for 60p, which is better? you do the math

by Joe April 7, 2005