joe's definitions

election

something that just had the stupidest shit ever happen on it

and so senator kerry has conceded form the election

Joe: FUUUUCK!

by Joe November 3, 2004

mandzuk

ugly inuit/indian lady with facial hair

by joe October 28, 2003

Glass Bottom Ship

AN act of torture used on one's worst enemies. The act involves first leaving a log in a toliet. Then one must take captive of your enemy and wrap their face with plastic wrap (NOT TIGHT!!!, No need for sufication) then you proceed to give them a swirlie in the toliet that has the dung in it... Hence glass bottom ship...

I hate Hate him so badly, I want to give him a glass bottom ship...

by Joe December 12, 2003

mink

a ladys genitals.

i bet she has a tight mink.

by Joe May 24, 2003

willy jam

What happens when two or more funk guitarists end up unsupervised in a studio together.

While the drummer was passed out, Jimmy and Naylor went on a four-hour willy jam that was only interrupted when the singer came back and tied their heads together with gaffer tape.

by Joe January 13, 2004

Loser

Not a winner.

I won. You lost. You are a loser.

by joe December 15, 2002

noobelite

1)A person with both poor and positive traits
2)A great philosopher born in the 1900's

Dude, DC is so noobelite.

Noobelite is so smart.

by joe September 30, 2003