joe's definitions

drokk

Substitute SF swear word used by many inhabitants of Mega City One in Judge Dredd, Britain's top comcis character for two decades.

Holy drokk!
Drokk it!
Oh, Drokk!
or just plain old: drokk!

by Joe October 29, 2003

oh shit bars

the handle bars that are on the inside of the car above the windows that you hold on to and scream oh shit when about to get into an accident

Yo dude, we were grabbin on those oh shit bars hardcore when that dick of a driver hit the other car

by Joe February 24, 2003

noon

actually means 3 p.m. so remember that!

Joe:Lets meet at noon.
Devin:I have a dentist appontment at 12 so I cant.
Joe:You putz noon is 3....god...

by Joe August 4, 2004

plotz

To shock, surprise, take aback, astound to the extent of fainting or "shitting oneself" .

Krusty: I opened for The Who at Woodstock. I came out in a Beatle wig with a ukulele. Hendrix said he almost plotzed -- his exact words.

by Joe November 13, 2004

chilling

hanging, doing nothing

i'm chilling with the boys.

by joe March 4, 2005

lbfmpbr

Little Brown Fucking Machine Powered by rice

derogatory term for women in the philippines

"gonna hit subic city to see my lbfmpr"

"she isa serious lbfmpr"

by Joe August 13, 2004

anoral

Getting fellatio after having anal sex

Dailey got anoral from Tighty-McGighty

by joe December 29, 2004