joe's definitions

nethead

1. A Grateful Dead fan that uses the Internet to trade "taper" audio of live GD shows.

2. The domain one picks when he misses getting deadhead.com by two days.

The Internet was invented so that netheads could trade tapes.

by Joe March 7, 2005

NERFED

I've always wondered what exactly it means - in context it's code that's been deliberatly broken or functionality removed from a program in order to sell a higher priced alternative or also used as a general description of code that no longer works (after patching or updating)
I think it's something like "Not Even Really Functioning Effectivly Disabled/Destroyed" or something similar

M$ W0rd 9's HTML is NERFED (in order to sell M$ Fr0ntp@ge)

by Joe June 25, 2004

woofl

the noise a cow makes when constipated

the cow woofled

by joe May 20, 2004

Banana Dick

A long, skinny yet very curved erect penis. Much like Pencil Dick, but really curved upwards.

"That guy in that porn flick sure had one hell of a banna dick!"

by Joe July 27, 2003

vale

A headress worn by Arabic women.

That white girl wouldn't shut up so I told her to put her vale up.

by JOE December 17, 2004

animaltarian

A person who opposes vegan and vegetarian eltism and preaches the eating of meat and animals like man was supposed to do.

Stop the vegetable murder! Be an animaltarian!

by Joe November 9, 2004

Wadded Beef'd

The act of making an urbandictionary.com definition for something so obscure only 4 people know what it is.

Wadded Beef: we call our friend evan "evanlady" and decided to make it official = evanlady tee heee heee
Guy: What the hell is an evanlady.
Guy2: We just got beef'd

by joe February 20, 2005