jo mama's definitions

ekkejekeek

what the epileptic kid says when you have your hand on the light switch. ;)

Epileptic kid: Ur mom
Class: OoOOoOOOhhhHHHHh
Me: * puts hand on light switch*
Epileptic kid : ekkejekeek

by Jo mama April 5, 2021

RandomNigga

1. (noun) Average black male.

2. (noun) Person known to flip and do odd things without warning.

3. (noun) World class trash talker.

1. My TV was stolen by some RandomNigga.

2. Grandmom rolled up, snatched my joint and took a shit on my forehead; she was quite the RandomNigga.

3. That RandomNigga snapped on me so hard, I cried.

by Jo Mama March 24, 2005

slutzilla

just plain and simple sally

mmmmm penuts love them

by jo mama March 16, 2005

cock

a rooster u sick bastard's

i have a cock it is hairy

by jO MAMA March 5, 2005

drumhole

of course, drumhole can mean many things, but mainly it is a person. a person who is exteremly hilarious. tall and blonde actulli. so yer. but u can interpret the word 'drumhole\ however u want

a person with many talents and extreme good looks

by Jo Mama October 5, 2004

ninja of the night

go to narutochuunin.com, go to multimeadia and download Ninja of the NIght AMV. tis some funny ass shit man. Naruto RAWCKS! and i am no Narutard!

"In the confusion of a smoke bomb i can remove your bra and you wouldnt even notice. i can jump roof. to roof. and get my friends free cable, its bad ass. i used my chinese star to pick the locks and steal your car. ROCK AND ROLE!"

by jo mama October 3, 2004

kangaroo

People went to Australia and saw these things that liked to bounce. they went to the aboriginees and where likt "wtf are those things?? *points and fuzzy hopping thing with pouch"* and the aboriginees said "kangaroo" so they thought they were called kangaroos but really kangaroo means "I don't understand your question." in aboriginee.

" lyke oh em gee doubleyou tee eff is that thing? " "kangaroo..??" "ah ok! Kangaroo!!!' *thinks* " i didnt ask you a question you dumb fucker..."

by jo mama October 3, 2004