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To accidentally inhale ash from a pipe while smoking marijuana.
"Shit, I just sfooted."
sfoot by Jo June 22, 2003

Ripe Banana 

N- An erect penis covered in shit, usually due to being inserted within an anus.
He fucked me so hard up my bum, and then pulled out a ripe banana. I guess I should've told him I had to shit.
Ripe Banana by Jo June 22, 2003
The act of saying garlic, salt, or essence (alone or in combination) and causing everyone around you to riot.
Police blame emeriling for the smashed windows and looted stores downtown yesterday.
emeril by Jo May 28, 2003
smallest pecker in the world
you have a lenko
lenko by jo February 23, 2003

mashed taters 

a phrase for "cool" or "nice". also used to describe snow conditions.
"yo im fuckin mike's girl, man"

"thats mashed taters!"
mashed taters by jo February 5, 2003
Damn! You were so good...
good by Jo February 1, 2003
When one organisation attempts to enforce their will on others.
War is the locomotive of history. -Marx
war by Jo February 1, 2003