jmspaesq's definitions

Philodyslexic

The state of being philosophically dyslexic...

My friend David waxed philodyslexic "A word is worth a thousand pictures" "Every silver lining has a cloud"

by jmspaesq September 4, 2010

Cerebral Darwinism

Cerebral darwinism is the theory that the fittest brain cells survive through the process of neurological natural selection.

After all the drugs and alcohol he did in high school and college his friends were amazed that he was still a very intelligent, articulate person but he explained that this was a result of cerebral darwinism and that the brain cells that had survived the various assaults of drugs and alcohol and various head injuries incurred in drunk and drugged out stupors, were the fittest brain cells and were actually super brain cells. Those that didn't make it were eliminated by the process of neurological natural selection.

by jmspaesq October 30, 2010

Trumpageddon

The end of the world following the election of the Trumphole

trumpagogue trumpertantrumtrumpholetrumpagoguerytrumplydytedonhole

Within weeks of the election of the Trumphole the inevitable Trumpageddon occurred

trumpagogue trumpertantrumtrumpholetrumpagoguerytrumplydytedonhole

by jmspaesq January 3, 2016

Subduplative

Subduplative is the state of being simultaneously subdued and contemplative.

My friend Lisa posted on facebook that she was feeling subduplative but would be back soon with her usual vim and vigo and sent ♥ to her facebook friends.

by jmspaesq November 7, 2010

Supposeitory

A supposeitory is a delusional hope, wish or dream that one can stick up their butts!

You're in desperate need of a supposeitory dude!

by jmspaesq November 9, 2010

Greaseslide

A greaseslide is what will happen when bacon is elected with an overwhelming vote in 2012 and becomes baconator! A baconator is a benevolent and wise dictator who rules in a Baconocracy! Baconocracy is the choice to unite not divide... Bacon will rule wisely and benevolently. In this politically divided country our best hope for unity is to unite behind bacon in the bacon party. Only bacon can win a true mandate. The bacon party has a vision of world peace where all the diverse peoples of the world unite behind bacon. As we all know, bacon makes everything better. The motto of the bacon party is VOTE FOR GREASE!!! Bacon is the last best hope for the USA!!! Elect bacon in a greaseslide!

In 2012 the bacon party candidate, bacon, was elected in a greaseslide when the people chose a baconocracy!

by jmspaesq November 10, 2010