Definitions by jmspaesq
Cerebral Darwinism
Cerebral darwinism is the theory that the fittest brain cells survive through the process of neurological natural selection.
After all the drugs and alcohol he did in high school and college his friends were amazed that he was still a very intelligent, articulate person but he explained that this was a result of cerebral darwinism and that the brain cells that had survived the various assaults of drugs and alcohol and various head injuries incurred in drunk and drugged out stupors, were the fittest brain cells and were actually super brain cells. Those that didn't make it were eliminated by the process of neurological natural selection.
Cerebral Darwinism by jmspaesq October 30, 2010
Feckless leader
A feckless leader is a politician or leader of any group or organization who is totally and utterly incompetent, worthless, irresponsible, lazy, stupid and/or irresponsible. Feckless leaders tend to be arrogant and ignorant and often rise to the top while leading their followers to the bottom. An idiocracy is led by the most feckless of all leaders.
Our feckless leaders have always been intent on repeating the mistakes of the past rather than learning from them, and insist on boldly leading us right off a cliff.
Feckless leader by jmspaesq October 30, 2010
Repugnicant
1. A Repugnicant is a Republican automoton, one who automatically repeats talking points from various Republican demoagogues
2. A Repugnicant is a member of the political party that calls itself the Republican party
3. A Repugnicant is a shameless shill for ultra wealthy corporate interests who consistently works against the interests of the American people
4. A Repugnicant is a member of the Tea Bagger Party who holds the most extreme and often bizzare views
5. A Repugnicant is an arrogant self righteous politician intent on imposing their own morality on America
2. A Repugnicant is a member of the political party that calls itself the Republican party
3. A Repugnicant is a shameless shill for ultra wealthy corporate interests who consistently works against the interests of the American people
4. A Repugnicant is a member of the Tea Bagger Party who holds the most extreme and often bizzare views
5. A Repugnicant is an arrogant self righteous politician intent on imposing their own morality on America
Today I received a phone call from a Repugnicant who spouted hate and nonsense telling me to vote in the coming election and then learned that I didn't agree with them and started shouting and calling me names and then threatened me.
Repugnicant by jmspaesq October 30, 2010
Eflate
To eflate is to exaggerate on the internet.
My buddy who is short, fat, dumb, unemployed and got his G.E.D only by cheating and has a very small penis, eflated in his online dating ad that he was a tall, handsome, Harvard educated multi-millionaire with a huge penis.
faceFreudianbook Slip
A Freudian Slip made on facebook, unlike Freudian slips this is written rather than spoken; a serious faux pas on facebook where the writer writes something other than what they ostensibly meant to say.
When his jealous wife was away my friend made an embarrassing faceFreudianbook slip when he posted on her facebook wall "Honey I wish you were her" when he ostenisbly meant to say "I wish you were here" OOOPS!
faceFreudianbook Slip by jmspaesq October 25, 2010
Philodyslexic
My friend David waxed philodyslexic "A word is worth a thousand pictures" "Every silver lining has a cloud"
Philodyslexic by jmspaesq September 4, 2010