Republicompromise

Unlike a compromise which involves a give and take between opposing viewpoints, a republicompromise means to agree with whatever the Republican overlords say given their attitude of arrogance and self righteousness and certainty that they are always right. Whether their 'mandate' consists of a one vote victory in the US Supreme Court as in the 2000 Presidential election, or taking back one house in the Congress as in the 2010 election despite polling showing the popularity of the party overall at 25% in approval ratings, they never waver from their certitude that they are always right and belong in power.
A Republicompromise was offered by the new house majority leader which consisted of 'our way or the highway' rather than any concession to the other party.
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Perversivitity

Perversivitity is the state of pervasive perversion or pervasive pornography.
There is an unbelievable amount of Perversivitity on the internet
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Philodyslexic

The state of being philosophically dyslexic...
My friend David waxed philodyslexic "A word is worth a thousand pictures" "Every silver lining has a cloud"
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Subduplative

Subduplative is the state of being simultaneously subdued and contemplative.
My friend Lisa posted on facebook that she was feeling subduplative but would be back soon with her usual vim and vigo and sent ♥ to her facebook friends.
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Baconocrat

A Baconocrat is a Government bureaucrat working in a Baconocracy where a Baconator is the wise and benevolent rules after the Bacon Party succeeds in electing Bacon. in the next bacon will win in a greaseslide! Ask yourself, would you rather have a tea party or a bacon party? VOTE FOR BACON!!!
My buddy used to work for the EPA as a bureaucrat but when the Bacon Party swept to power in a greaseslide and we became a Baconocracy ruled by a Baconator, he became a Baconocrat!
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Baconator

A Baconator is a benevolent and wise dictator who rules in a Baconocracy! Baconocracy is the choice to unite not divide... Bacon will rule wisely and benevolently. In this politically divided country our best hope for unity is to unite behind bacon in the bacon party. Only bacon can win a true mandate. The bacon party has a vision of world peace where all the diverse peoples of the world unite behind bacon. As we all know, bacon makes everything better. The motto of the bacon party is VOTE FOR GREASE!!! Bacon is the last best hope for the USA!!! Elect bacon in a greaseslide!
The baconator was elected by a greaseslide in 2012 and a pax americana followed, years of peace, prosperity and bacon!
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Eflate

My buddy who is short, fat, dumb, unemployed and got his G.E.D only by cheating and has a very small penis, eflated in his online dating ad that he was a tall, handsome, Harvard educated multi-millionaire with a huge penis.
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