My friend David waxed philodyslexic "A word is worth a thousand pictures" "Every silver lining has a cloud"
by jmspaesq September 04, 2010

1. The Bacon Party is a new political party which is trying to establish a baconocracy where bacon RULES! Bacon will rule wisely and benevolently. In this politically divided country our best hope for unity is to unite behind bacon. Only bacon can win a true mandate. The bacon party has a vision of world peace where all the diverse peoples of the world unite behind bacon. As we all know, bacon makes everything better. The motto of the bacon party is VOTE FOR GREASE!!!
2. A bacon party is any party where bacon is served. Since bacon makes everything better, any party where bacon is served is automatically more fun!
2. A bacon party is any party where bacon is served. Since bacon makes everything better, any party where bacon is served is automatically more fun!
1. In the 2012 election the bacon party won in a greaseslide!
2. I was lucky enough to be invited to a bacon party last night!
2. I was lucky enough to be invited to a bacon party last night!
by jmspaesq November 10, 2010

Cerebral darwinism is the theory that the fittest brain cells survive through the process of neurological natural selection.
After all the drugs and alcohol he did in high school and college his friends were amazed that he was still a very intelligent, articulate person but he explained that this was a result of cerebral darwinism and that the brain cells that had survived the various assaults of drugs and alcohol and various head injuries incurred in drunk and drugged out stupors, were the fittest brain cells and were actually super brain cells. Those that didn't make it were eliminated by the process of neurological natural selection.
by jmspaesq October 30, 2010

To eflate is to exaggerate on the internet.
My buddy who is short, fat, dumb, unemployed and got his G.E.D only by cheating and has a very small penis, eflated in his online dating ad that he was a tall, handsome, Harvard educated multi-millionaire with a huge penis.
by jmspaesq October 27, 2010

noun) - Description of a person addicted to modifying, hacking, downloading apps for and otherwise generally obsessing about their Google Android device. You can spot a droiddict because they will be playing with their phone, and speaking of the latest ROM or build they have just flashed to the device. You will see them staying up most of the night to check Android Developer forums for things to flash and they will most likely be carrying a usb sync cable for "on the go downloads". The droiddict will be downloading apps constantly and telling all their friends about them.
Frank never puts down that T-Mobile G2, he is a droiddict for sure!
Frank is a self proclaimed droidhead, he said something abouting rooting his HTC Smartphone Device
Frank is a self proclaimed droidhead, he said something abouting rooting his HTC Smartphone Device
by jmspaesq November 08, 2010

by jmspaesq November 13, 2010

A Baconcrat is a Democrat who has switched to the Bacon Party where bacon lovers have united to help bring about a Baconocracy where we will be ruled wisely and benevolently by a Baconator, bacon will win in a greaseslide! Ask yourself, would you rather have a tea party or a bacon party? VOTE FOR BACON!!!
My friend who was a Democrat came to her senses and switched to the Bacon Party and became Baconcrat!
by jmspaesq November 16, 2010
