jmspaesq's definitions

Esquired

To be Esquired is to have passed the bar exam and be admitted to the Bar!

My bright and talented and awesome friend Amy just got her bar exam result and passed and is now officially esquired!

by jmspaesq November 13, 2010

Esquared

To be Esquared is to pass the bar exam and be admitted to the bar in two States!

My bright and talented and awesome friend Amy just got her bar exam results from both Pennsylvania and New Jersey and passed both exams thus she is Esquared!

by jmspaesq November 13, 2010

Trumpageddon

The end of the world following the election of the Trumphole

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Within weeks of the election of the Trumphole the inevitable Trumpageddon occurred

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by jmspaesq January 3, 2016

Supposeitory

A supposeitory is a delusional hope, wish or dream that one can stick up their butts!

You're in desperate need of a supposeitory dude!

by jmspaesq November 9, 2010

Perversivitity

Perversivitity is the state of pervasive perversion or pervasive pornography.

There is an unbelievable amount of Perversivitity on the internet

by jmspaesq November 13, 2010

Baconpendent

A Baconpendent is an Independent who has finally committed to something politifcally and wisely switched to the Bacon Party where bacon lovers have united to help bring about a Baconocracy where we will be ruled wisely and benevolently by a Baconator, bacon will win in a greaseslide! Ask yourself, would you rather have a tea party or a bacon party? VOTE FOR BACON!!!

My friend who was an Independent came to her senses, found a party she could identify with, finally took a stand, and switched to the Bacon Party and so became a Baconpendent!

by jmspaesq November 16, 2010

Bacon Party

1. The Bacon Party is a new political party which is trying to establish a baconocracy where bacon RULES! Bacon will rule wisely and benevolently. In this politically divided country our best hope for unity is to unite behind bacon. Only bacon can win a true mandate. The bacon party has a vision of world peace where all the diverse peoples of the world unite behind bacon. As we all know, bacon makes everything better. The motto of the bacon party is VOTE FOR GREASE!!!

2. A bacon party is any party where bacon is served. Since bacon makes everything better, any party where bacon is served is automatically more fun!

1. In the 2012 election the bacon party won in a greaseslide!

2. I was lucky enough to be invited to a bacon party last night!

by jmspaesq November 10, 2010