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The choices in the election were a Republican, a Democrat, a Tea Bagger, an Indepedent and BACON and BACON won in a landslide voters overwhelmingly chose a Baconocracy over every other political party or system of Government! It is often said that baconocracy is the worst form of Government--except for all the others!
by jmspaesq November 05, 2010
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A Baconocrat is a Government bureaucrat working in a Baconocracy where a Baconator is the wise and benevolent rules after the Bacon Party succeeds in electing Bacon. in the next bacon will win in a greaseslide! Ask yourself, would you rather have a tea party or a bacon party? VOTE FOR BACON!!!
My buddy used to work for the EPA as a bureaucrat but when the Bacon Party swept to power in a greaseslide and we became a Baconocracy ruled by a Baconator, he became a Baconocrat!
by jmspaesq November 13, 2010
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1. The Bacon Party is a new political party which is trying to establish a baconocracy where bacon RULES! Bacon will rule wisely and benevolently. In this politically divided country our best hope for unity is to unite behind bacon. Only bacon can win a true mandate. The bacon party has a vision of world peace where all the diverse peoples of the world unite behind bacon. As we all know, bacon makes everything better. The motto of the bacon party is VOTE FOR GREASE!!!
2. A bacon party is any party where bacon is served. Since bacon makes everything better, any party where bacon is served is automatically more fun!
2. A bacon party is any party where bacon is served. Since bacon makes everything better, any party where bacon is served is automatically more fun!
1. In the 2012 election the bacon party won in a greaseslide!
2. I was lucky enough to be invited to a bacon party last night!
2. I was lucky enough to be invited to a bacon party last night!
by jmspaesq November 08, 2010
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A Baconpendent is an Independent who has finally committed to something politifcally and wisely switched to the Bacon Party where bacon lovers have united to help bring about a Baconocracy where we will be ruled wisely and benevolently by a Baconator, bacon will win in a greaseslide! Ask yourself, would you rather have a tea party or a bacon party? VOTE FOR BACON!!!
My friend who was an Independent came to her senses, found a party she could identify with, finally took a stand, and switched to the Bacon Party and so became a Baconpendent!
by jmspaesq November 13, 2010
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The end of the world following the election of the Trumphole
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Within weeks of the election of the Trumphole the inevitable Trumpageddon occurred
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by jmspaesq November 02, 2015
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The ignorant bloviating carnival barker running for President is called the Trumphole and out of his Trumphole he spews racist misogynistic ignorant nonsense to the adoring Trumphole followers the Trumplydytes
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The Trumphole tweeted more insulting nonsense yesterday
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