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Rush Lamebaugh is a big fat hypocritical idiot drug addict propodandist who spews hate and nonsense and never lets a single fact stand in the way of his opinions!
by jmspaesq November 7, 2010
Get the Rush Lamebaugh mug.A Baconator is a benevolent and wise dictator who rules in a Baconocracy! Baconocracy is the choice to unite not divide... Bacon will rule wisely and benevolently. In this politically divided country our best hope for unity is to unite behind bacon in the bacon party. Only bacon can win a true mandate. The bacon party has a vision of world peace where all the diverse peoples of the world unite behind bacon. As we all know, bacon makes everything better. The motto of the bacon party is VOTE FOR GREASE!!! Bacon is the last best hope for the USA!!! Elect bacon in a greaseslide!
The baconator was elected by a greaseslide in 2012 and a pax americana followed, years of peace, prosperity and bacon!
by jmspaesq November 12, 2010
Get the Baconator mug.Rush Lameass is a big fat assed hypocritical idiot drug addict propodandist who spews hate and nonsense and never lets a single fact stand in the way of his opinions! His followers who are incapable of independent thought actually proudly call themselves 'ditto heads' believe it or not.
Rush Lameass is a big fat idiot who is intent on going through life fat drug addicted and stupid and proud of it!
by jmspaesq November 6, 2010
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Get the Googleverse mug.A Baconpendent is an Independent who has finally committed to something politifcally and wisely switched to the Bacon Party where bacon lovers have united to help bring about a Baconocracy where we will be ruled wisely and benevolently by a Baconator, bacon will win in a greaseslide! Ask yourself, would you rather have a tea party or a bacon party? VOTE FOR BACON!!!
My friend who was an Independent came to her senses, found a party she could identify with, finally took a stand, and switched to the Bacon Party and so became a Baconpendent!
by jmspaesq November 16, 2010
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by jmspaesq November 13, 2010
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