Grand Hypocrisy Party

The Grand Hypocrisy Party (GHP) is also known as the Grand Old Party (GOP) or the Republican party also known as the Repugnicant Party. They say one thing and do another. Their stated ideology is completely intellectually inconsistent and filled with hypocrisy.
The Grand Hypocrisy Party says that they believe in small government, yet what they mean is small enough to fit into your bedroom and personal life where they insist on legislating their own narrow minded morality. They say they believe in fiscal discipline, complain about deficit spending, yet advocate tax cuts for the top 2% of the ultra wealthy and yet don't even pretend to offer a way to pay for them. They say they believe in the Constitution yet have acted to undercut the Constitutional rights of the People and advocate amending the Constitution and abolishing Amendments that guarantee people fundamental rights!
by jmspaesq October 30, 2010
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Baconocracy

A Baconocracy is a political system where bacon RULES!!!
The choices in the election were a Republican, a Democrat, a Tea Bagger, an Indepedent and BACON and BACON won in a landslide voters overwhelmingly chose a Baconocracy over every other political party or system of Government! It is often said that baconocracy is the worst form of Government--except for all the others!
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faceFreudianbook Slip

A Freudian Slip made on facebook, unlike Freudian slips this is written rather than spoken; a serious faux pas on facebook where the writer writes something other than what they ostensibly meant to say.
When his jealous wife was away my friend made an embarrassing faceFreudianbook slip when he posted on her facebook wall "Honey I wish you were her" when he ostenisbly meant to say "I wish you were here" OOOPS!
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Droiddict

noun) - Description of a person addicted to modifying, hacking, downloading apps for and otherwise generally obsessing about their Google Android device. You can spot a droiddict because they will be playing with their phone, and speaking of the latest ROM or build they have just flashed to the device. You will see them staying up most of the night to check Android Developer forums for things to flash and they will most likely be carrying a usb sync cable for "on the go downloads". The droiddict will be downloading apps constantly and telling all their friends about them.
Frank never puts down that T-Mobile G2, he is a droiddict for sure!

Frank is a self proclaimed droidhead, he said something abouting rooting his HTC Smartphone Device
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Repugnicant

1. A Repugnicant is a Republican automoton, one who automatically repeats talking points from various Republican demoagogues

2. A Repugnicant is a member of the political party that calls itself the Republican party

3. A Repugnicant is a shameless shill for ultra wealthy corporate interests who consistently works against the interests of the American people

4. A Repugnicant is a member of the Tea Bagger Party who holds the most extreme and often bizzare views

5. A Repugnicant is an arrogant self righteous politician intent on imposing their own morality on America
Today I received a phone call from a Repugnicant who spouted hate and nonsense telling me to vote in the coming election and then learned that I didn't agree with them and started shouting and calling me names and then threatened me.
by jmspaesq October 31, 2010
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Introplative

To be introplative is to be both introspective and contemplative.
My facebook friend Lisa was feeling very introplative.
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Supposeitory

A supposeitory is a delusional hope, wish or dream that one can stick up their butts!
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