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Definitions by jmspaesq

Bacon Party 

1. The Bacon Party is a new political party which is trying to establish a baconocracy where bacon RULES! Bacon will rule wisely and benevolently. In this politically divided country our best hope for unity is to unite behind bacon. Only bacon can win a true mandate. The bacon party has a vision of world peace where all the diverse peoples of the world unite behind bacon. As we all know, bacon makes everything better. The motto of the bacon party is VOTE FOR GREASE!!!

2. A bacon party is any party where bacon is served. Since bacon makes everything better, any party where bacon is served is automatically more fun!
1. In the 2012 election the bacon party won in a greaseslide!

2. I was lucky enough to be invited to a bacon party last night!
Bacon Party by jmspaesq November 10, 2010

Greaseslide 

A greaseslide is what will happen when bacon is elected with an overwhelming vote in 2012 and becomes baconator! A baconator is a benevolent and wise dictator who rules in a Baconocracy! Baconocracy is the choice to unite not divide... Bacon will rule wisely and benevolently. In this politically divided country our best hope for unity is to unite behind bacon in the bacon party. Only bacon can win a true mandate. The bacon party has a vision of world peace where all the diverse peoples of the world unite behind bacon. As we all know, bacon makes everything better. The motto of the bacon party is VOTE FOR GREASE!!! Bacon is the last best hope for the USA!!! Elect bacon in a greaseslide!
In 2012 the bacon party candidate, bacon, was elected in a greaseslide when the people chose a baconocracy!
Greaseslide by jmspaesq November 10, 2010

Introplative 

To be introplative is to be both introspective and contemplative.
My facebook friend Lisa was feeling very introplative.
Introplative by jmspaesq November 9, 2010

Supposeitory 

A supposeitory is a delusional hope, wish or dream that one can stick up their butts!
You're in desperate need of a supposeitory dude!
Supposeitory by jmspaesq November 9, 2010

Droiddict 

noun) - Description of a person addicted to modifying, hacking, downloading apps for and otherwise generally obsessing about their Google Android device. You can spot a droiddict because they will be playing with their phone, and speaking of the latest ROM or build they have just flashed to the device. You will see them staying up most of the night to check Android Developer forums for things to flash and they will most likely be carrying a usb sync cable for "on the go downloads". The droiddict will be downloading apps constantly and telling all their friends about them.
Frank never puts down that T-Mobile G2, he is a droiddict for sure!

Frank is a self proclaimed droidhead, he said something abouting rooting his HTC Smartphone Device
Droiddict by jmspaesq November 8, 2010

Rush Lamebaugh 

Rush Lamebaugh is a big fat hypocritical idiot drug addict propodandist who spews hate and nonsense and never lets a single fact stand in the way of his opinions!
Rush Lamebaugh is a big fat idiot!
Rush Lamebaugh by jmspaesq November 7, 2010

Subduplative 

Subduplative is the state of being simultaneously subdued and contemplative.
My friend Lisa posted on facebook that she was feeling subduplative but would be back soon with her usual vim and vigo and sent ♥ to her facebook friends.
Subduplative by jmspaesq November 7, 2010