jmspaesq's definitions
A Baconocrat is a Government bureaucrat working in a Baconocracy where a Baconator is the wise and benevolent rules after the Bacon Party succeeds in electing Bacon. in the next bacon will win in a greaseslide! Ask yourself, would you rather have a tea party or a bacon party? VOTE FOR BACON!!!
My buddy used to work for the EPA as a bureaucrat but when the Bacon Party swept to power in a greaseslide and we became a Baconocracy ruled by a Baconator, he became a Baconocrat!
by jmspaesq November 16, 2010
Get the Baconocratmug. A Freudian Slip made on facebook, unlike Freudian slips this is written rather than spoken; a serious faux pas on facebook where the writer writes something other than what they ostensibly meant to say.
When his jealous wife was away my friend made an embarrassing faceFreudianbook slip when he posted on her facebook wall "Honey I wish you were her" when he ostenisbly meant to say "I wish you were here" OOOPS!
by jmspaesq October 25, 2010
Get the faceFreudianbook Slipmug. A feckless leader is a politician or leader of any group or organization who is totally and utterly incompetent, worthless, irresponsible, lazy, stupid and/or irresponsible. Feckless leaders tend to be arrogant and ignorant and often rise to the top while leading their followers to the bottom. An idiocracy is led by the most feckless of all leaders.
Our feckless leaders have always been intent on repeating the mistakes of the past rather than learning from them, and insist on boldly leading us right off a cliff.
by jmspaesq October 30, 2010
Get the Feckless leadermug. The choices in the election were a Republican, a Democrat, a Tea Bagger, an Indepedent and BACON and BACON won in a landslide voters overwhelmingly chose a Baconocracy over every other political party or system of Government! It is often said that baconocracy is the worst form of Government--except for all the others!
by jmspaesq November 6, 2010
Get the Baconocracymug. Unlike a compromise which involves a give and take between opposing viewpoints, a republicompromise means to agree with whatever the Republican overlords say given their attitude of arrogance and self righteousness and certainty that they are always right. Whether their 'mandate' consists of a one vote victory in the US Supreme Court as in the 2000 Presidential election, or taking back one house in the Congress as in the 2010 election despite polling showing the popularity of the party overall at 25% in approval ratings, they never waver from their certitude that they are always right and belong in power.
A Republicompromise was offered by the new house majority leader which consisted of 'our way or the highway' rather than any concession to the other party.
by jmspaesq November 4, 2010
Get the Republicompromisemug. Baconlicious is bacon, bacon flavor, anything that bacon is added to anything of or pertaining to Bacon delicious bacon the salty meat, the gateway meat, the proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy, bacon makes everything better!
I had a plate of bacon, it was baconlicious; I had a cheeseburger, I added bacon and it was baconlicious; I had a scallop, I wrapped it in bacon, it was baconlicious; I had a turkey sandwich, I added bacon, it was baconlicious; I had a grilled cheese sandwich, I added bacon, it was baconlicious; I had a sandwich with lettuce and tomato I added bacon, it was baconlicious....
by jmspaesq November 16, 2010
Get the Baconliciousmug. A Mama Grisly is a frighteningly ignorant Repugnicant or tea bagger political candidate. Proud of their ignorance and superficially attractive to some until they open their mouths and proudly spout ignorance and hatred in a self assured self confident self rigtheous spew. They are feckless leaders lacking in the qualifications, experience, temperment, substantive knowledge or inclination to obtain it to actually hold elective office.
Mama grisly candidates such as Sarah Palin and Christine O'Donnell continue their attempts to bring America into a state of total idiocracy unabashed by losses at the polls.
by jmspaesq November 5, 2010
Get the Mama Grislymug.