jm's definitions

weed

Posseses what we logical thinkers call the working man.

If you smoke weed you probably don't know what I just said.

by JM March 4, 2005

Elfen Lied

An ultra-violent science fiction anime involving human mutants called "dicloniuses"; females sport purple hair and horns which resemble pointy ears, and males which have horns and posess no telekinetic powers. The mutants kill humans and each other using "vectors" (invisible "arms" of telekinetic force) that can stretch and easily slice through light objects, and their tendency for violence varies amongst characters. The story also deals with the issues of psychological trauma and repressed memories, as well as moral insanity (particularly dysocial psychopathy) as a result of absent unconditional, parental love. The main diclonius character, Lucy, has a split personality, one of them infantile Nyu, and the other the resentful, solemn , and murderous Lucy.

Though praised by many as unique, the series itself is nauseating to watch as the constant themes of senseless tragedy, psychological and physical brutality, and resolve, do little to endear the characters to viewers. Elfen Lied can be best summarized as an exploitation project involving cliche anime characters than anything else; the art style is redundant, with logical errors and contradictions abounding in the story and character development.

"Nyuu!" "Nyuu!" "Nyuu!"

by JM August 10, 2005

United Kingdom

A country in western Europe, which boasts the largest population of domesticated homo sapiens in the world.

"This England never did, nor never shall,
Lie at the proud foot of a conqueror."
- William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616), "King John", Act 5 scene 7

by JM December 16, 2004

penis

It's a piss dispenser.

My penis was exhausted after taking that long piss.

by Jm November 11, 2004

Xanadu

The place one arrives several seconds after inhaling a nitrous oxide balloon and a bong hit.

a: What the fuck happened to you? Your eyes rolled up in the back of your head!

b: I went to Xanadu, friend. Gene Kelly says "hi". Now put on some ELO so I can go back.

by jm May 7, 2005

Aeon Flux

A post-apocaliptic, non-linear science-fiction anime created by Peter Chung that explores the relationship between sociopathic philantropists of two seperate governments: one a female terrorist, Aeon Flux, and another a scientist and dictator, Trevor Goodchild.

The show debuted in 1991 as part of Mtv's Liquid Television, the last episode being made in 1995.

Aeon Flux: "Fine to play with my feelings, but you are involving innocent people, Trevor! What are you doing to that poor girl!"
Trevor: "Jealous?"

by JM December 17, 2004

Jamsacking

The act of smearing one's testicles in a fruity jam and placing them onto the eyes of an unsuspecting victim. A derivative of teabagging.

Using Rowntree's strawberry jam, I jamsacked Davey - he was not best pleased.

by JM March 18, 2004