jk's definitions

pookie

a cute, endearing or "baby-talk" term for "butt", "rump", "hind end", etc.

Toddler who's just fallen, "Waaaaaa!"
Consoling parent, "Awww, there there--did you fall and hurt your pookie?"

by jk June 30, 2010

b00n

wordb00n/word is a nu-skool version of the old wordn00b/word
which often means someone who is new to the game (and is learning how to play)
But nowadays n00b/b00n is used more as an insult word.

"Im a bit of a n00b in this game"
"fucking b00n get out of the channel"

by JK July 13, 2003

turkey drop

This happens when a dating couple try the long-distance relationship thing when they go off to university or college in September. Typically, when Thanksgiving rolls around and everyone goes home for the holiday, someone gets dumped. Hence the turkey drop.

I hope Bob and I make it past the turkey drop.

by JK October 3, 2004

tweak

(1) to act like a spaz (see spaz) (2)to be incredibly hyperactive to the point that people believe you to either be mentally insane or hopped up on something (while not under the influence of drugs)

Did you see how Doug was tweakin' the other day?

by JK April 3, 2005

malinky

Malinky, an object or persons who is not worth describing or giving a name to. Used together with other insults to give a more confusing and irritating verbal attack.

your a stinky malinky

by jK July 15, 2004

Sharking

When a guy is very obviously chatting up a girl, it can be referred to as sharking, and be accompanied by the hand gesture (a shark's fin above your head with your hand. The hand gesture can also be used alone, oh so slyly... When a girl is sharking a guy, this is known as reverse sharking, and the gesture changes to a rotating hand, or you could say "R E V E R S E" (a la Holly Valance in those adverts).

That guy was SOOOO sharkin' you then...

by JK August 3, 2004

D-Train

The biggest and most attractive pimp to ever walk the surface of the Earth.

Holy shit D-Train just pulled another slut from rugby.

by JK February 7, 2005