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eulonima

Loser, cunt, fucktard, twat, depressoid
oh my god, i cant believe youre such a eulonima
j00 is a total eulonima, jesusmoses
by JK October 1, 2004
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homophobe

n. One who experiences an irrational reaction of panic, revulsion, fear or anger when confronted with the idea of homosexuality. This often manifests as an aggressive obsession to marginalize, deny, disenfranchise or denigrate gay/lesbian people, in the effort to distance one's self from the source of one's emotional distress. Homophobia is often thought to be rooted in an intense fear that one is also capable of experiencing unwanted homosexual attraction, or in unease over being confronted with one's own sexual doubt and insecurity.
A cultural environment that is tolerant of the homophobe leads to a civic environment that establishes a second-class status for gay and lesbian citizens.
by JK February 1, 2004
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Minoru Mineta

A "My Hero Academia" Character
The most precious thing in the multiverse, savior of Tape Men from all over the globe, destroyer of Midnight thots, and the Booty Collector. Has the ability to throw sticky balls that are indestructible, and unremovable by anyone except himself, making it an overpowered ability considering if he puts one on your nose and one on your mouth you're fucked.

(Theorized to be the second coming of Jesus Christ, considering how good he is, but is hated and constantly assaulted by Society)
Jehovah's Witness: Have you heard of our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
Me: Yeah, His name's Minoru Mineta and he's a character in some "My Hero Academia" show.
by JK March 15, 2020
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bank holiday

Noun to describe a series of vacation days in the old country. The banks are on holiday... so why should the rest of the lazy slobs go to work? Is it any wonder that the empire was lost (or perhaps it was just forgotten during one of those holiday fortnites).
1. The offices will be closed for the Bank holiday (and we will probably go out of business but who cares).

2. On the bank holidays, we go to Blackpool for a grand old time on the sands.

3. "It is hard to tell if the poor efficiency is due to incompetence or the volume of bank holidays".
by JK May 28, 2005
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shitheel

An asshole; a despicable, loathesome person.
My roommate during my freshman year of college was a shitheel.
by JK March 15, 2003
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4x4

TRUE 4x4 has "POSI" traction LOCKERS on the FRONT AND REAR difs. IF not, its not "TRUE" 4x4. Get stuck if you don't believe me, only 1 tire up front and in back will spin!!
My hott 1971 K/5 BLAZER (full convertible that is)
by jk June 10, 2004
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snap

cool, fine, excellent, nifty, swell
She snap. That some snap que. Snap threads, girl.
by JK December 18, 2003
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