ass master

a random insult, a funny insult, a gay person?

Ben Afleck is a ass master

by jizzle dizzle October 14, 2005

scabbies

an STD simialr to crabs but under/inside your skin instead of out side

zeke: dude i have scabbies, help me
Me: LOLCANO

by jizzle dizzle July 25, 2006

houston assholes

the name the houston astros are called by us cib fand and i supose other astro hating team

dude greg maddux rocked the houston assholes last night

by jizzle dizzle July 24, 2006

clerks 2

the sequal to clerks, the latest in a long line of of great kevin smith movies (which include clerks, jersey girl, chasing amy, jay and silent bob strike back...i think im forgetting one but oh well)

but it is another classic that you all have to like right now

clerks and clerks 2 are the best of kevin smiths great works

by jizzle dizzle July 23, 2006

wazoo

1. your giant wang

2. your ass

people argue about which is true

1. u suck the big wazoo

2. up your wazoo buddy

by jizzle dizzle October 14, 2005

acid

slang for LSD, an extremly powerful drug, that makes you see some crazy shit...depending on the enviorment a good trip could be the best thing ever or a bad trip could put you in the booby hatch

Well I been trippin' for 10 hours on 3 hits of liquid microdot (I'm on acid - acid)
Gettin' chased around the car by some midgets in the parking lot (I'm on acid - acid)
Feedin' doritos to a tree, a million spiders after me (I'm on acid - acid)
I'm runnin' around havin' a fit, on myself I'm about ta shit (I'm on acid - acid)

by jizzle dizzle November 05, 2006

crip

a punk ass bitch who should get his top blown off

blood1: yeah i popped a crip last night
blood2: oh yeah i busted up a crip funeral and got 64 of those motha fuckaz
blood1: damn you beat me

by jizzle dizzle October 14, 2005