The muddy foot prints left on toilet seats by whatever nasty bastard still hasn’t learned how to navigate a modern bathroom.
Gross, I went to use the bathroom right after some dude from India, and there were shit prints all over the toilet seat! I guess I'll hold it.
by Jimmy Patrick February 26, 2008
Christ, you see that short skirt? Bitch be mastastic son!
I know, I had a mastastic jank sess to her the other night, I'm still sore!
I know, I had a mastastic jank sess to her the other night, I'm still sore!
by jimmy patrick February 19, 2008
by jimmy patrick February 19, 2008
volk-man
n.
1.
a. Disorder in which the testicles become intertwined, as caused by tight undergarments or tying with string or rubberbands, often leading to strangulation and/or death of one or both testes.
b. A wrestling hold in which one opponent tugs or twists the testes of another.
c. A sharp pain in the testicals or scrotum.
2.
n. (American Slang)
a. A person, usually female, who is known for being especially rough with her partners' genitals.
b. An annoying bitch who is nothing but a pain in the balls.
n.
1.
a. Disorder in which the testicles become intertwined, as caused by tight undergarments or tying with string or rubberbands, often leading to strangulation and/or death of one or both testes.
b. A wrestling hold in which one opponent tugs or twists the testes of another.
c. A sharp pain in the testicals or scrotum.
2.
n. (American Slang)
a. A person, usually female, who is known for being especially rough with her partners' genitals.
b. An annoying bitch who is nothing but a pain in the balls.
Long story short, I slept in my whitey tighties and developed a wicked volkmann, so they had to amputate my left nut.
by Jimmy Patrick November 29, 2007
1. The result of a man tucking his junk back between his legs to make it look like he has a box.
2. The genitals of a post-surgery transexual ex-male.
3. A charming tea house located in lovely Carmel, California.
2. The genitals of a post-surgery transexual ex-male.
3. A charming tea house located in lovely Carmel, California.
Jay: Have you ever seen Silence of the Lambs?
Bob: Is that the one where the tranny shows off his tuck box?
Jay: Yeah, I just watched it the other night, shit is crazy!
Bob: Is that the one where the tranny shows off his tuck box?
Jay: Yeah, I just watched it the other night, shit is crazy!
by jimmy patrick February 19, 2008
by jimmy patrick February 26, 2008