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The muddy foot prints left on toilet seats by whatever nasty bastard still hasn’t learned how to navigate a modern bathroom.
Gross, I went to use the bathroom right after some dude from India, and there were shit prints all over the toilet seat! I guess I'll hold it.
by Jimmy Patrick February 26, 2008
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n.
1.
a. Disorder in which the testicles become intertwined, as caused by tight undergarments or tying with string or rubberbands, often leading to strangulation and/or death of one or both testes.
b. A wrestling hold in which one opponent tugs or twists the testes of another.
c. A sharp pain in the testicals or scrotum.
2.
n. (American Slang)
a. A person, usually female, who is known for being especially rough with her partners' genitals.
b. An annoying bitch who is nothing but a pain in the balls.
n.
1.
a. Disorder in which the testicles become intertwined, as caused by tight undergarments or tying with string or rubberbands, often leading to strangulation and/or death of one or both testes.
b. A wrestling hold in which one opponent tugs or twists the testes of another.
c. A sharp pain in the testicals or scrotum.
2.
n. (American Slang)
a. A person, usually female, who is known for being especially rough with her partners' genitals.
b. An annoying bitch who is nothing but a pain in the balls.
Long story short, I slept in my whitey tighties and developed a wicked volkmann, so they had to amputate my left nut.
by Jimmy Patrick December 28, 2007
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Seriously, ignore the douchebags who hate this movie, give it a chance, it is hilarious.
Seriously, ignore the douchebags who hate this movie, give it a chance, it is hilarious.
Yeah, obviously, if you hate Tom Green you will probably hate Freddy Got Fingered, but whether you admit it or not, the man is a genius.
by jimmy patrick February 25, 2008
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"Fuckin' dick clique made me drink their loogies today in the cafeteria, God I hate those assholes!"
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