Definitions by jim

Santorumize 

The act of being Santorum, which may or may not include incest, homosexuality, or "man-on-dog." Popularized by PA Senator Rick Santorum's comments liking homosexuality to bestiality.

I santorumized my neighbor's dog last week.

Santorumize by Jim July 31, 2003

Chewbacha

NEEEAAAAWOOOOOOOOO from starwars :D

Chewwee

Chewbacha by Jim July 29, 2003

assman 

Someone who has their act together and really enjoys life; willing to share their success and treat their friends well; originating from the proctologist with the "ASS MAN" license plate in the Seinfeld episode.

Clark hooked us all up with tickets to the Metalica show - he is the assman!

assman by Jim July 25, 2003

Affleck 

to completely screw up. to ruin ones life. to make a really bad decision.
see also screwed

i afflecked my car when i ran a red light and a truck hit me.
i afflecked my reputation by dating a dumb fat whore

Affleck by jim July 23, 2003

toofah 

A word used to refer to a racist. Most likely a Caucasian male.
Originated from the name "Eli Tufano", a slave-owner back in the early days of America. Infamous for his long family line of arrests due to racial crimes. To this date twenty-seven Asians have been kidnapped, tortured and killed- with an addition of 39 African-Americans and 20 Irish peoples. Lisa Tufano, the last of the Tufano family was sentenced to death April of 1980.

Also known as toofa, tufah, tufa, and toopha.

The man that called him a nigger must be a toofah.

toofah by Jim July 23, 2003

Boozer 

A drunken loser who drinks beer all day in front of the tv.

"You fuckin' boozer!"

Boozer by Jim July 22, 2003

kupo 

Only word in the language of the moogles.

May I borrow a cup of kupo? I will return it kupo, kupo.

kupo by Jim July 22, 2003