pitsnoggle

Intoxicated, drunk, inebriated; stupefied or excited by a chemical substance (especially alcohol); "a noisy crowd of pitsnoggled sailors"; "helplessly pitsnoggled"

All the WVU fans were pitsnoggled.

by Jim March 25, 2005

middle reliever

Dude who is good enough to get in the game with a girl but not good enough to close the deal. Just like a middle reliever in baseball, he's good enough to play but gets no chicks, is paid poorly by the team, and people think he's the clubhouse boy cleaning up all of the dirty jocks.

Zeb worked Bre over real good and got her all wound up. But when push came to shove he wasn't good enough to close the deal and was relegated to middle reliever.

by Jim May 28, 2006

stupon

A very ugly woman,can also be fat.

yo man your mom is such a stupon.
Shit adam your girlfriend is SUCH a stupon

by jim January 20, 2005

Doit

A thing which has to be accentuated with a "magic" marker.

"Hey, Jimmy, take this magic marker and see if you can do anything to accentuate these Doits!"

by Jim July 01, 2003

anal

the process of inserting an erect penis or dildo into a man or womans asshole

Bang me harder.... lets do anal

by Jim December 21, 2003

jizzphobia

the fear of semen

That bitch has a sevre case of jizzphobia

by Jim April 23, 2004

chumpy

something that wont be shared, just for onesself

ima go to the store fo a chumpy

by jim August 29, 2003