jiggaman's definitions

big dave

When ones trousers have been pulled to their ankles and had the gurth of an oak tree pummeling the persons backside because of economic and financial decisions.

Lee:Oi this bottle cost me £3.50!
Andy: That's a big Dave if ever i saw one.
Chris: A royal raping at it's best.

by Jiggaman April 14, 2005

red ring

Unwanted burning sensation around the ring of the anus left after spicy food, normal from a curry or mexican.

Sorry John, i'm gunna be late, had a madras last nite and i've got red ring and it's causing me a bit of agro.

by Jiggaman April 14, 2005

Cement pants

When a persons shits themselves due to no availible toilet resources. The sheer mass of shit combined with heat means the shit turns into a cement which not only cements your pants to your arse but the sheer weight means it feels like they are carrying cement.

Helen: Hurry up Bill why are you walking so slow?
Bill: Sorry, i'm carrying a little more weight down below and have a severe case of cement pants.

by Jiggaman April 14, 2005

john wayne walk

The red arse, slow, saddle sore walk you do after a raping

He took such a fat beating on Halo2, he's gunna be walking like john wayne

by Jiggaman April 14, 2005

purple haze

1.Album by Cam'Ron, member of Dipset.

2. Sick sweet smelling marijuana with relaxing effects

1. Purple Haze - Cam'Ron
"I'm behind the diner, selling marijuana to a minor minor
Elder fella, lookin for that shine, Ill shine ya"

2. Hit that purple haze, boy boy

by Jiggaman April 13, 2005

horizantal shit

The worst nightmare of all shit taking scenarios. Whereas a normal shit comes out vertically with easy 'slideage', this shit forces its way out horizontally causing immense pain and anguish. The horizontal shit brings a tear to the eye of the person who feels almost like the shit is raping them from the inside.

As Jake left the bathroom, his red eyed, sweaty appearence was enough for his friends to know the pain he'd been through minutes earlier

by Jiggaman April 15, 2005

carny

Carnival Folk, one with small hands and freakish appearance to be laughed at by normal people

Look at you, you carny bastard

by Jiggaman April 12, 2005