the shocker

Every one is forgeting one very important thing!!!! the thumb.
2 in da pink, 1 in the stink and the thumb can do what it wants
That whore britney likes it when i shove my pointer and middle finger in to her vagina and then continued with the pinky in to the anus then rotated my thumb on her clit.
by Jim June 09, 2004
mugGet the the shockermug.

Snag

by Jim September 24, 2003
mugGet the Snagmug.

AWS

also known as Accute Wigger Syndrome. this disease attacks the caucasian glands and spreads the african gene till the person becomes that wich all whites fear most, the wigger, displaying many characteristics of the common black, such as obsession of shoes, cars and "big booty bitches". uses language including "homie", "hoe", "dog", and "err force ones". it is quite hard to cure and is contagious.
"john just contracted AWS"
"aw, that sucks"
by jim May 08, 2005
mugGet the AWSmug.

hornsby's

The greatest drink on earth, an apple flavored hard cider.
Oi mate, hand me a Hornsby's
by jim March 11, 2004
mugGet the hornsby'smug.

yeat

"dude, you coulda hooked up with that fat chick.."

"YEAT!"
by jim January 16, 2003
mugGet the yeatmug.

pns

short for penis, often used in irc
by jim January 16, 2003
mugGet the pnsmug.

blowjob

To treat a penis as a ice block, performed mainly by horny women
Jenny gave Martin the blowjob of his life, and swallowed all the tasty sperm because she was hungry
by Jim March 31, 2003
mugGet the blowjobmug.