stoma rammer

the act of putting ones cock into a persons stoma (but removing the collostomy bag before-hand, of course!

jim bob! i've got O-J on my weiner

by jim August 01, 2003

inches

Used to define how many hours you are working that day, usually used when a shift is long. It is meant to convey the feeling of working in a low-paid, mindless job for long hours, and the feeling of being raped by your multinational corporation scum employer by an inch per hour.

Homebase Employee 1: "dude, how long are you working today?"
Homebase Employee 2: "the whole 8 inches"
Homebase Employee 1: "Shit man, that is RAPE!"

by Jim March 11, 2005

feltcher

A person or persons who inserts animals into their anus or vagina

John and Sarah had an interesting relationship, they played many twisted sexual games. Their favorite sexual game was to insert gold fish into each others ass holes

by Jim July 23, 2004

foofy foofy

A nickname for FlavorFlav given by that ugly bitch Bridget on The Surreal Life(VH1).

"I believe that Foofy Foofy was..."

by Jim February 21, 2005

chunker

Old car or POS car that is dodge

Digsy's Silvia is a chunker cause it's about to blow up.

by Jim January 28, 2004

nickel nine

A nickel-plated nine-millimeter semi automatic handgun often used by would be gangsters and well known rap artists.

1. Shut yo mouth foo before I bust a cap in yo ass with my nickel nine.

2. Nickel nine nigga, floss you die quicker. (Mase)

by Jim January 03, 2005

hatfull of ass

a hat containing many an ass.

man 1:"i just bought a hatfull of ass!"
man 2:"NEAT!"

by jim May 07, 2005