jiM's definitions

pns

short for penis, often used in irc

jason loves to suck the big black pns

by jim January 16, 2003

Doit

A thing which has to be accentuated with a "magic" marker.

"Hey, Jimmy, take this magic marker and see if you can do anything to accentuate these Doits!"

by Jim July 1, 2003

bowie knife mistake

A slang expression used to describe a red gash, or womans fanny.

" mate she had a seriously loose bowie knife mistake....."

by jim February 17, 2004

lartigh

a stinky smeghead that looks like an overgrown penis

Jim:'Hey u fuckin lartigh'
Bob:'Don't call me no lartigh u rectum raider'

by jim August 23, 2004

Snuffer

A man who sniffs a penis up his nose and it pokes his brain causing a reaction that makes his arms shoot up into the air and he yells "ShizMonkNickFuckAssBitchNizz!"

Comes from the laten word cat~fucker.

The man was such a Snuffer he was called a bitch.

by jim July 8, 2004

Smella

the female ginitals that are unwashed and "smell", hence "smella"

damn... i was with that ho the otha nite and she had one hell of a smella on her

by jim December 14, 2003

Batwanger

chick with a dick

Jerry Murdock may wear a skirt or pants to work each day for he is a Batwanger.

by Jim May 3, 2003