Definitions by jezza

columbian flu 

A symptom that comes from sticking too much cocaine up your nose rsulting in a sniffle.

I think i have a touch of Columbian Flu

columbian flu by Jezza March 31, 2005

harry monk 

English slang for spunk, and any idiot knows this, well anyone who actually is English

She had a load of Harry Monk on her Boat

harry monk by Jezza March 31, 2005

><? 

Means an interferring old cow who persistantly moans and blinks in your face whilst breathig down your neck and critising you.

><? is at it again, checking up on us just get on with it and do some of your own work>

><? by Jezza March 23, 2005

smoking a pink cigar 

Another phrase for giving head or a blowjob.

She smokes my brothers pink cigar often.

smoking a pink cigar by jezza December 20, 2004

greblin 

Basically a semi-greb. Someone who is neither here nor there. Half way between a greb and a chav.

Nah she aint a greb, she's a greblin.

greblin by jezza December 20, 2004

Zymocenosilicaphobia 

Fear of an empty beer glass

When your beer glass is empty and you get scared, its happened to all of us!

Zymocenosilicaphobia by Jezza September 22, 2004

flab dabs 

Breasts, sexual slang

She had a sensational set of flab dabs.

flab dabs by jezza May 31, 2004