herbaceous

A high state of mind or condition whereupon the recipient of herbal remedies has a clear and thorough understanding of some of life's most complex realizations. Usually the more treatments, the clearer the picture.

Vrinion: Dude, check this out. Cars that have tires on their rims are so much more quieter and run smoother than knuckleheads whose cars don't have any tires on their rims whatsoever. People who drive their cars without tires on their rims need to change their odd and bizarre ways.
Jadu: You're right Vrin. You are truly, and totally, the herbaceous master of the SW Realm.
Vrin: I know. I am well aware of some of my herbaceous qualities. If I may so, I've known about these tendencies for awhile now and am, well, comfortable being .... an herbaceous kind of guy.

by jethrojones December 07, 2007

jugghead

A jugghead is someone is inextricably placed in a vegetative state when met by a pair of large breasts ususally located on the upper chest section of a woman. There is no hope for this person. They are juggheads. They can't be helped.

Vrin: You got that vedge look man.
Jadu: I know. Sally Sue just walked by jiggling her double d's.
Vrin: You're a jugghead man. Admit it.
Jadu; Ok. I am.

by jethrojones January 30, 2009

hamburger parents

Hamburger parents. Parents that give in to all of the demands of their li'l precious ones and then wonder WTF happened? Clueless and run thru their "loving" kids' own peresonal parent shredders, they continue to drift aimlessly thru parenthood lost in the daily grind. Result: hamburger parents.

Hey Fred, "Look at those rude kids."
"Yup." "They were brought up by their hamburger parents."

by jethrojones August 09, 2012

babecation

When your wife, girlfriend, lover, partner, etc. leaves on a very much needed vacation.

Cree: "Is that you?"
Mary: "Yes."
Cree: "I gotta get outta here." "Jethro's driving me crazy."
"I need a vacation bad.
Mary: "Uh oh." "A babecation?"
Cree: "You got it." "Hurry, come now n' git me."

by jethrojones August 25, 2012

nooklear energy

When a woman is wanting to have sex really, really bad. There's just no doubt about it. She is going to get some tonight. Anything or anybody is fair game.

Vrin: Have you seen the zucchini I bought yesterday?
Jadu: Yeah man. Sally Sue came over and said she wanted to check it out before we cooked it. She was so covered with nooklear energy it was scary. I thought it best that she just take it.
Vrin: Darnit. There goes dinner.
Jadu: Sorry dude. She wanted it real, real bad.
Vrin: Okay man.

by jethrojones December 09, 2007

chronic wasting disease

What happens to a man after years of marriage. The man closely resembles a well done burger or at best, closely resembling food left out for too long a time time in Fido's bowl. It is best to leave them alone bringing these lost souls fresh flowers or a large type bone to gnaw on.

Vrin: What is the matter with that guy. He looks like total hamburger.
Jadu: He's been married a long time and has unfortunately developed chronic wasting disease. Yup. The feared CWD.
Vrin: CWD?
Jadu: Yup.

by jethrojones August 11, 2012

wordless

What most young people's language is. They can't express their feelings in words because they are basically wordless. They only know only a few key words, and specialized grunts such as hamburger, fries, gimme, more, ketchup, dvd, Bud Light, Doritos, Big Mac, awesome, totally, etc. In the near future grunts and lung sounds will replace most all words.

Vrin: How was your date with Sally Sue?
Jadu: She only motioned with her hands and mouth and made grunting noises when we passed McDonalds. She appeared hungry but could only say hamburger over and over. I stopped and fed her 4 quarter pounders, large fries, and a Diet Coke. She was wordless, but appeared content.
Vrin: Did you take her home after that?
Jadu: Yeah. She said I was totally awesome and so was McDonald's Happy Meal. I knew then she was a wordless human bean. (Spelling of bean is correct.)

by jethrojones February 11, 2009