jethrojones's definitions
A jugghead is someone is inextricably placed in a vegetative state when met by a pair of large breasts ususally located on the upper chest section of a woman. There is no hope for this person. They are juggheads. They can't be helped.
Vrin: You got that vedge look man.
Jadu: I know. Sally Sue just walked by jiggling her double d's.
Vrin: You're a jugghead man. Admit it.
Jadu; Ok. I am.
Jadu: I know. Sally Sue just walked by jiggling her double d's.
Vrin: You're a jugghead man. Admit it.
Jadu; Ok. I am.
by jethrojones January 30, 2009
Get the juggheadmug. Hamburger parents. Parents that give in to all of the demands of their li'l precious ones and then wonder WTF happened? Clueless and run thru their "loving" kids' own peresonal parent shredders, they continue to drift aimlessly thru parenthood lost in the daily grind. Result: hamburger parents.
by jethrojones August 9, 2012
Get the hamburger parentsmug. A juggjasm is where the male of the species unleashes his manhood on a woman's jugg or juggs. Best if the woman is not clothed, at least from the waist up. Soiling of the clothes can and does frequently occur if proper steps are not taken to prevent soilage.
Vrin: How was your date wih Sally Sue?
Jadu: Great. I gave her a juggjasm on each jugg.
Vrin; Dang. You da man.
Jadu: I know.
Jadu: Great. I gave her a juggjasm on each jugg.
Vrin; Dang. You da man.
Jadu: I know.
by jethrojones January 30, 2009
Get the juggjasmmug. People who are so important, and godlike, that everybody within 100 miles of them should stop what their doing, stop breathing and simply disappear off the face of the Earth forever and ever. Their lives are incredibly important. Cell phone assholes should be put on Death Row and made to hear cell phones ring 24/7 until they're fried.
Vrin to cell phone user: Shut the fuck up NOW you cell phone asshole or I'll put you in my chipper/shredder and feed your chum to my goldfish.
by jethrojones December 12, 2007
Get the Cell Phone assholemug. When a woman is wanting to have sex really, really bad. There's just no doubt about it. She is going to get some tonight. Anything or anybody is fair game.
Vrin: Have you seen the zucchini I bought yesterday?
Jadu: Yeah man. Sally Sue came over and said she wanted to check it out before we cooked it. She was so covered with nooklear energy it was scary. I thought it best that she just take it.
Vrin: Darnit. There goes dinner.
Jadu: Sorry dude. She wanted it real, real bad.
Vrin: Okay man.
Jadu: Yeah man. Sally Sue came over and said she wanted to check it out before we cooked it. She was so covered with nooklear energy it was scary. I thought it best that she just take it.
Vrin: Darnit. There goes dinner.
Jadu: Sorry dude. She wanted it real, real bad.
Vrin: Okay man.
by jethrojones December 9, 2007
Get the nooklear energymug. Cree: "Is that you?"
Mary: "Yes."
Cree: "I gotta get outta here." "Jethro's driving me crazy."
"I need a vacation bad.
Mary: "Uh oh." "A babecation?"
Cree: "You got it." "Hurry, come now n' git me."
Mary: "Yes."
Cree: "I gotta get outta here." "Jethro's driving me crazy."
"I need a vacation bad.
Mary: "Uh oh." "A babecation?"
Cree: "You got it." "Hurry, come now n' git me."
by jethrojones August 25, 2012
Get the babecationmug. Jadu: Look at that girl's tits. They are gigantic. I can only imagine how they must look like lazily swaying back and forth when she's doing yoga braless in the dog pose. The girls in the class call them hangers.
Vrin: They are hangers. I'm in the class. I can't concentrate when she's there.
Vrin: They are hangers. I'm in the class. I can't concentrate when she's there.
by jethrojones November 14, 2020
Get the hangersmug.