Many companies are coming out with new phones with a new cell phone nipple on the back to help addicts calm down
so they can function better. It looks like the real thing. Equal opportunity nipple. Good for any and all users.
so they can function better. It looks like the real thing. Equal opportunity nipple. Good for any and all users.
Dude: "Look at Brandy." "She's at it again."
Jadu: "Yeah man, she just can't get enough." "She loves her new cell phone nipple feature."
Dude: "What's that?" Its a nipple on the back of her phone so she can nurse." "She seems to prefer it over food."
Jadu: "She's been on it now for over an hour." "Best to just leave alone."
Dude: "Yeah you're right." "She's pretty much zoned out." "Maybe I'll leave her a bag of chips."
Jadu: "That's thoughtful man."
Dude: "Thanks bro."
Jadu: "Yeah man, she just can't get enough." "She loves her new cell phone nipple feature."
Dude: "What's that?" Its a nipple on the back of her phone so she can nurse." "She seems to prefer it over food."
Jadu: "She's been on it now for over an hour." "Best to just leave alone."
Dude: "Yeah you're right." "She's pretty much zoned out." "Maybe I'll leave her a bag of chips."
Jadu: "That's thoughtful man."
Dude: "Thanks bro."
by jethrojones March 29, 2020
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Jadu: How do you do it?
Vrin: I simply don't know.
Jadu: UDaman, you wordsmithing human.
Vrin: Just can't help it man. I was just born to be a UDaman I guess.
Jadu: You got dat right.
Vrin: I simply don't know.
Jadu: UDaman, you wordsmithing human.
Vrin: Just can't help it man. I was just born to be a UDaman I guess.
Jadu: You got dat right.
by jethrojones February 17, 2009
Get the UDaman mug.When on a what you thought was a red hot date, babalicious only lets you feel her boobs through her cumbersome bra and sweater.
Jadu: I kinda bummed.
Vrin: What happened man?
Jadu: I had a date date with Sally Sue last night and she would only let me feel her boobs through her varsity sweater. Just got some dry tit really.
Vrin: Sorry dude. You okay?
Jadu: Sorta.
Vrin: What happened man?
Jadu: I had a date date with Sally Sue last night and she would only let me feel her boobs through her varsity sweater. Just got some dry tit really.
Vrin: Sorry dude. You okay?
Jadu: Sorta.
by jethrojones December 09, 2007
Get the dry tit mug.When the babe you're engaged in serious foreplay with goes into kitchen and you notice major sauce leakage from her nookie area on your new leather couch.
Vrin: Damn, Sally Sue had a nookielear spill on my new leather sofa last night.
Jadu: How man?
Vrin: We were just foolin around on the couch and she was getting real excited, and left a third of my sofa covered in her liquid excitement.
Jadu: You okay?
Vrin. Kinda. I called the store where I bought it and they said they can't accept nookielear stained sofas anymore.
Jadu: Bummer man.
Jadu: How man?
Vrin: We were just foolin around on the couch and she was getting real excited, and left a third of my sofa covered in her liquid excitement.
Jadu: You okay?
Vrin. Kinda. I called the store where I bought it and they said they can't accept nookielear stained sofas anymore.
Jadu: Bummer man.
by jethrojones December 12, 2007
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