Hamburger parents. Parents that give in to all of the demands of their li'l precious ones and then wonder WTF happened? Clueless and run thru their "loving" kids' own peresonal parent shredders, they continue to drift aimlessly thru parenthood lost in the daily grind. Result: hamburger parents.
by jethrojones August 09, 2012
Get the hamburger parentsmug. When on a what you thought was a red hot date, babalicious only lets you feel her boobs through her cumbersome bra and sweater.
Jadu: I kinda bummed.
Vrin: What happened man?
Jadu: I had a date date with Sally Sue last night and she would only let me feel her boobs through her varsity sweater. Just got some dry tit really.
Vrin: Sorry dude. You okay?
Jadu: Sorta.
Vrin: What happened man?
Jadu: I had a date date with Sally Sue last night and she would only let me feel her boobs through her varsity sweater. Just got some dry tit really.
Vrin: Sorry dude. You okay?
Jadu: Sorta.
by jethrojones December 09, 2007
Get the dry titmug. A UDaman is someone that is a wordsmither. This individual simply cannot exist in the normal every day in and day out use of "accepted" english language. As the world changeth, so doeth the words to express thyself. UDamen and UDawomen are modern day word crafting pioneers. They enjoy their craft and are proud to be udabeings. Encourage people to become UDabeings. Eat, live and work with UDabeings.
Jadu: How do you do it?
Vrin: I simply don't know.
Jadu: UDaman, you wordsmithing human.
Vrin: Just can't help it man. I was just born to be a UDaman I guess.
Jadu: You got dat right.
Vrin: I simply don't know.
Jadu: UDaman, you wordsmithing human.
Vrin: Just can't help it man. I was just born to be a UDaman I guess.
Jadu: You got dat right.
by jethrojones February 17, 2009
Get the UDamanmug. When the babe you're engaged in serious foreplay with goes into kitchen and you notice major sauce leakage from her nookie area on your new leather couch.
Vrin: Damn, Sally Sue had a nookielear spill on my new leather sofa last night.
Jadu: How man?
Vrin: We were just foolin around on the couch and she was getting real excited, and left a third of my sofa covered in her liquid excitement.
Jadu: You okay?
Vrin. Kinda. I called the store where I bought it and they said they can't accept nookielear stained sofas anymore.
Jadu: Bummer man.
Jadu: How man?
Vrin: We were just foolin around on the couch and she was getting real excited, and left a third of my sofa covered in her liquid excitement.
Jadu: You okay?
Vrin. Kinda. I called the store where I bought it and they said they can't accept nookielear stained sofas anymore.
Jadu: Bummer man.
by jethrojones December 12, 2007
Get the nookielear spillmug.