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A UDaman is someone that is a wordsmither. This individual simply cannot exist in the normal every day in and day out use of "accepted" english language. As the world changeth, so doeth the words to express thyself. UDamen and UDawomen are modern day word crafting pioneers. They enjoy their craft and are proud to be udabeings. Encourage people to become UDabeings. Eat, live and work with UDabeings.
Jadu: How do you do it?
Vrin: I simply don't know.
Jadu: UDaman, you wordsmithing human.
Vrin: Just can't help it man. I was just born to be a UDaman I guess.
Jadu: You got dat right.
Vrin: I simply don't know.
Jadu: UDaman, you wordsmithing human.
Vrin: Just can't help it man. I was just born to be a UDaman I guess.
Jadu: You got dat right.
by jethrojones February 17, 2009
Get the UDaman mug.Behavior that is associated with cell phone users. Symptoms noted are talking aimlessly about nothing when conversing live with another person, deathlike appearance, selfishishness, delusions of grendeur, bleeding mouth syndrome, incurable diarhhea of the brain, "I'm so beautiful" syndrome, and "My life is so way important can't you see" syndrome.
Vrin: What happened to Sally Sue. She's in a nursing home.
Jadu: Why?
Vrin: She was permanently committed by society because of her cell phone behavior. Doc took away her cell phone. She's in restraints now and had her mouth permanently sewn shut.
Jadu: Why?
Vrin: She was permanently committed by society because of her cell phone behavior. Doc took away her cell phone. She's in restraints now and had her mouth permanently sewn shut.
by jethrojones December 12, 2007
Get the cell phone behavior mug.A person that is simply a complete waking and sleeping asshole. 24-7-365. This commited "dildo" is recognized by their rudeness, "I'm so very special" syndrome, ongoing constipation, and leaking cell phone mouth disease. These folks don't get it and never will. Their condition is ongoing and largely irreversible.
Vrin: Look at that jerk. He's announcing his farts while walking down the wedding aisle with Suzy, even asking her to lift his leg as he aerates for maximum tone and volume.
Jadu: What a chronic dildo.
Vrin: You can say that again. He even asked his future mother-in-law to sample his offering and she gave him a big 2 thumbs up.
Jadu: They're both chronic dildos.
Vrin: You can say that again.
Jadu: They're both chonic dildos.
Jadu: What a chronic dildo.
Vrin: You can say that again. He even asked his future mother-in-law to sample his offering and she gave him a big 2 thumbs up.
Jadu: They're both chronic dildos.
Vrin: You can say that again.
Jadu: They're both chonic dildos.
by jethrojones August 13, 2012
Get the chronic dildo mug.Jadu: Look at that girl's tits. They are gigantic. I can only imagine how they must look like lazily swaying back and forth when she's doing yoga braless in the dog pose. The girls in the class call them hangers.
Vrin: They are hangers. I'm in the class. I can't concentrate when she's there.
Vrin: They are hangers. I'm in the class. I can't concentrate when she's there.
by jethrojones November 14, 2020
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