People who after constantly eating McDonalds for 10 or more years, look like and smell like McDonalds product. Their parents and grandparents let them graze there when they could first take solid food. They are Mcbrain Dead. They cry uncontrollably when they see vegetables.
Vrin: Look at that 400 lb. teen eating yet another happy Meal.
Jadu: That's their 3rd one already!!! The teen's McBrain Dead parents work there and dine al fresco later in the Mcdumpster out back.
Jadu: That's their 3rd one already!!! The teen's McBrain Dead parents work there and dine al fresco later in the Mcdumpster out back.
by jethrojones November 30, 2012
The natural occuring inner and very organic homegrown ointment that a woman exudes in her nookie and surrounding area when she's ready to git it on.
Jadu: I had a super date with Sally Sue last night.
Vrin: How so?
Jadu: When we were holding hands, I noticed a fairly large river of her organic nectar running down her leg and knew good things were gonna happen.
Vrin: You lucky dog.
Vrin: How so?
Jadu: When we were holding hands, I noticed a fairly large river of her organic nectar running down her leg and knew good things were gonna happen.
Vrin: You lucky dog.
by jethrojones November 15, 2007
A Mclipo Meal is when McDonalds patrons get tableside liposuction while they eat their Super Size burgers and fries. They feel guilty about eating the burger and fries but are pleased to hear the lipo machine sucking out their fat as they gorge. Good for McDonalds becasue there is no more guilt for them or the customer. Customers then usually get up to 2-3 more Mclipo meals at one sitting and everyone's happy. Its fachionable too. You can get pink or blue suction tubes. The fat can be recycled too. They simply then add the fat to the french fry machine and everyone's happy.
Vrin: Man look at that woman. She's got 4 double cheeseburgers, 3 fries and 2 shakes.
Jadu: Dang. She's good to go though. She got the Mclipo Meal.
Jadu: Dang. She's good to go though. She got the Mclipo Meal.
by jethrojones February 17, 2009
A juggjasm is where the male of the species unleashes his manhood on a woman's jugg or juggs. Best if the woman is not clothed, at least from the waist up. Soiling of the clothes can and does frequently occur if proper steps are not taken to prevent soilage.
Vrin: How was your date wih Sally Sue?
Jadu: Great. I gave her a juggjasm on each jugg.
Vrin; Dang. You da man.
Jadu: I know.
Jadu: Great. I gave her a juggjasm on each jugg.
Vrin; Dang. You da man.
Jadu: I know.
by jethrojones January 30, 2009
What most young people's language is. They can't express their feelings in words because they are basically wordless. They only know only a few key words, and specialized grunts such as hamburger, fries, gimme, more, ketchup, dvd, Bud Light, Doritos, Big Mac, awesome, totally, etc. In the near future grunts and lung sounds will replace most all words.
Vrin: How was your date with Sally Sue?
Jadu: She only motioned with her hands and mouth and made grunting noises when we passed McDonalds. She appeared hungry but could only say hamburger over and over. I stopped and fed her 4 quarter pounders, large fries, and a Diet Coke. She was wordless, but appeared content.
Vrin: Did you take her home after that?
Jadu: Yeah. She said I was totally awesome and so was McDonald's Happy Meal. I knew then she was a wordless human bean. (Spelling of bean is correct.)
Jadu: She only motioned with her hands and mouth and made grunting noises when we passed McDonalds. She appeared hungry but could only say hamburger over and over. I stopped and fed her 4 quarter pounders, large fries, and a Diet Coke. She was wordless, but appeared content.
Vrin: Did you take her home after that?
Jadu: Yeah. She said I was totally awesome and so was McDonald's Happy Meal. I knew then she was a wordless human bean. (Spelling of bean is correct.)
by jethrojones February 12, 2009
What the heck? Special lipo ports are installed at the tables to suck out the fat from your fat order you just ate. Blue for guys. Pink for girls. Say you order 3 Super size meals. You eat two and connect the free screw in port into your belly button. As you eat the machine turns on sucking out your meals. Calories 0. You then take the other meal and heat it up later. Everybody wins! McDonalds sells more and you control your weight by ordering the McDonalds Mclipo Meal. The fat is then repurposed and added to the fryer. You feel so awesome you order some cookies to go.
Jadu: I simply love McDonalds McLipo Meal.
Vrin: Me too. I lost 80 lbs. on this diet.
Jadu: I'm an addict now.
Vrin: McDonalds really cares about us minions.
Jadu: I'm rewriting my will so everything will go to Mickey D's.
Vrin: Already did that.
Vrin: Me too. I lost 80 lbs. on this diet.
Jadu: I'm an addict now.
Vrin: McDonalds really cares about us minions.
Jadu: I'm rewriting my will so everything will go to Mickey D's.
Vrin: Already did that.
by jethrojones November 22, 2020
What happens to a man after years of marriage. The man closely resembles a well done burger or at best, closely resembling food left out for too long a time time in Fido's bowl. It is best to leave them alone bringing these lost souls fresh flowers or a large type bone to gnaw on.
Vrin: What is the matter with that guy. He looks like total hamburger.
Jadu: He's been married a long time and has unfortunately developed chronic wasting disease. Yup. The feared CWD.
Vrin: CWD?
Jadu: Yup.
Jadu: He's been married a long time and has unfortunately developed chronic wasting disease. Yup. The feared CWD.
Vrin: CWD?
Jadu: Yup.
by jethrojones August 11, 2012