jesster79's definitions

nutcase

A term describing a person who has totally lost their grip on reality. Such people are mainly from the right wing of the political spectrum, and are often politicians and religious extremists.

Nutcase could describe the following people.

George Bush
Pat Robertson
Jerry Falwell
Ann Coulter
Bill O'Rielly
Rush Limbaugh
Michael Savage
Dick Cheney
Osama bin Laden
Trent Lott

by jesster79 January 19, 2006

Republicans

A collection of goose stepping low lifes. These people put the wealthy, special interests, and Republican Christianity first, and the American people - especially the poor and vulnerable - last.

Cut taxes on the rich so they'd have more money. Cut social support for people. Throw money into the security money hole. Fight blood soaked oil wars. Try to privatize and wreck social security. Strip Americans of their basic Constitutional and Human Rights. These are a few things that Republicans have done.

What do you call a busload of Republicans going through the gates of a maximum security prison?

A good start!

by jesster79 March 16, 2005

Cowboys

A collection of losers all bundeled together into a football team. A football team whose members were picked up from the local prison. Proof that the President of the United States should never come from Texas.

A good year is when the Cowboys don't make it to the playoffs or are knocked out during the playoffs.

by jesster79 March 4, 2005

Chimpanzee

A common name for two aniamal species in the genus Pan. An animal that is very closely related to human beings.

A human being that looks, acts, or thinks like a chimpanzee.

See also, Bush, George W.

The current occupant of the White House is a Chimpanzee.

by jesster79 February 16, 2006

keppra

A medication that is prescribed to keep people from having seizures. Side effects include being tired and having a very low asshole tolerance.

Ever since Bob's doctor prescribed him keppra his asshole tolerance has been very low.

by jesster79 November 28, 2021

Adjusting the Blinds

A person who stands in front of blinds while engaging in public manual stimulation of a person's genitals to the point of climax.

A San Diego weatherman recently got in trouble with the law for adjusting the blinds in front of a woman.

by jesster79 March 6, 2011

Judas Booth

A pseudonym used by an author who wishes to disassociate him or herself from a written work. The pseudonym is a combination of Judas Iscariot and John Wilkes Booth.

See also Alan Smithee.

David Lynch was so pissed off about the extended edition he had the screenplay credit changed to Judas Booth

by jesster79 June 9, 2018