jesster79's definitions

neocon

Quite possibly one of the lowest forms of life around. A collection of no good, low life, lying, rotten, four flushing, inbred sacks of wind and horseshit.

The current administration is full of these people.

by jesster79 March 1, 2005

Donald Rumsfeld

A worthless idiot who doesn't give a good goddamn about the troops. A jerk that refuses to supply our troops with needed equipment and armor. Thinks that soliders are ungrateful when they ask for the right supplies.

1/4 of the casualties could've been prevented if the soliders had appopriate armor.
Coined Go into war with the army you have, not the army you wish to have.

by jesster79 January 23, 2005

hair loss

Loss of hair from the top of the cranium. Usually affects males. Vain people see this as the biggest crisis in their lives.

People having this are usually known as cue-ball, shiny, baldy, and so-on.

by jesster79 March 7, 2004

Justin Timberlake

A no talent singer who helped Janet Jackson turn the Superbowl XXXVIII half time show into a two pit peep show. Put the XXX in XXXVIII.

The commercials sucked this year, but at least halftime wasn't that bad as when Janet and Justin were on.
See also: pervert

by jesster79 February 11, 2005

Bushieville

A 21st century version of the Hooverville, or a town made up of shacks, cardboard boxes, old cars, etc, in which those who have lost everything were forced to live.

With the economic policies of George W. Bush, we'll soon start seeing the rise of the Bushieville in this country.

by jesster79 February 23, 2006

Capitol Selfies

Selfies taken while breaching a Capitol Building and committing crimes therein which are often used as evidence of criminal acts by law enforcement or the courts. Bonus points if one is wearing a unique outfit or an identification card that makes it easy to identify them while they're taking the selfie

That idiot Bob took several Capitol Selfies in the US Capitol last week and now the FBI has submitted them as evidence.

by jesster79 January 12, 2021

Seperation of Church and State

One of the best ideas to come along in all of human history. An ideal in which religion and government are seperated and kept at arm's length from each other. A form of government in which the people's free exercise of religion is guaranteed, but the religious fanatics have no power to harm others. An ideal that is under attack at all times from religious extremists - who seek to destroy it, not out of any sense of piety, but in order to dominate and control other human beings.

Since Bush became President, Seperation of Church and State is under attack like it never has been before.

by jesster79 January 29, 2006