Uniform Commercial Code

A largely uniform set of laws passed by each state that regulates commercial transactions in the United States. One of the main go tos of sovereign citizens to justify their beliefs and actions.

There goes Billy again, spouting off about why he doesn't have to pay bills because of some part of the Uniform Commercial Code.

by jesster79 May 08, 2021

monkey boy

The current occupant of the White House.

George W. Bush thinks, acts, and looks like a monkey. Therefore he is a monkey boy.

by jesster79 March 05, 2005

Cardinal Rovini

A nickname for the Italian Cardinal Camillo Ruini, given to him in reference to Karl Rove. Ruini has been given this nickname due to his political interference in other countries.

We've got Karl Rove. The Vatican has Cardinal Rovini.

by jesster79 February 27, 2006

Bushpatine

1. A melding of the names George W. Bush and Palpatine.

2. An apt description of Bush, because he is as power hungry, as evil, and as wretched as Palpatine.

Bushpatine is destroying democracy here at home and abroad.

by jesster79 February 08, 2006

Ward Churchill

A low life, lying, four flushing, pompous ass. Someone who thinks he is so holier than thou that he felt entitled to compare the those who died in the World Trade Center attacks on September 11 as little Eichmans.

Even AIM doesn't want anything to do with this guy.

by jesster79 February 09, 2005

Johnny Carson

The true king of late night television. Lived from 1925-2005. Everyone else is only pale copies compared to him.

He hosted the Tonight Show for 30 years.

by jesster79 January 25, 2005

cluster fucked

The planet Earth since the day George W. Bush was first inagurated as President of the United States.

Every country on Earth has been throughly cluster fucked over the past five years.

by jesster79 February 02, 2006