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emperor

A ruler of an Empire.
by jesster79 March 5, 2005
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Antipresident

Much like an antipope, this is a man who has made an improper claim to the Preisdency of the United States.

The current occupant of the White House.
George W. Bush is the Antipresident.
by jesster79 February 13, 2006
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Republican Christianity

The type of Christianity practiced by right wing Republicans.

Those who practice this form of Christianity believe that,
A. God speaks to the leaders of the party, and George W. Bush in particular.
B. Bush was personally annointed by God and God himself gave him his marching orders.
C. True and patriotic Americans believe in Republican Christianity.
D. Those who don't believe in this form of Christianity are liberals, communists, terrorist sympathizers, traitors, and idiots.
E. That Christ commands people to only vote Republican.
F. Those who are not Christian should be invaded, especially to settle the Presiden't family scores and if they are sitting on lots of oil.
G. These people believe that it's only wrongdoing when committed by a Democrat.
H. Those involved with this sort of religion focus on the portions of morality while entirely ignoring parts about taking care of poor and vulnerable people.
George W. Bush ignores what Jesus said about taking care of the "least of my brothers." He ignores the command to love neighbor as self. He ignores the command to take care of the poor and vulnerable of this world. He fails to realize that to lead us he must be our servants, instead he thinks that we must be his servants.
by jesster79 March 16, 2005
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butt head

A throughly unlikeable person who is stubborn, four flushing, ignorant, arrogant, and among other things, a real jerk.
George W. Bush, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, and other neocons fit the definition well.
by jesster79 March 4, 2005
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four flushing

A form of communication which is nothing more than empty boasting. A form of communication in which a person lies in an attempt to make themselves look better.
George W. Bush gave a four flushing mission accomplished speech on an aircraft carrier.
by jesster79 January 24, 2006
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Packers

A bad football team. The only thing that they have is Brett Farve and those chesehead fans.
A good football season is when the Packers don't make it all the way through the playoffs.
by jesster79 March 4, 2005
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Sede Vacante

Latin words meaining empty chair. Usually means that the papal office is unoccupied.

What the Presidency is in effect, since we now have an illegitimate pretender as our President since January of 2001.
The office of the President has been Sede Vacante since the election of George W. Bush and his taking office in January of 2001.
by jesster79 February 7, 2006
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