jesster79's definitions

dumb fucker

A person who is so off putting due to the way he or she acts, and at the same time makes the most incredible mistakes. This type of person either denies his or her mistakes, or is proud of them.

The current President of the United States, George W. Bush.

by jesster79 February 11, 2005

Michael Richards

An American actor best known for playing Cosmo Kramer on Seinfeld, who later became infamous for a racist, obscenity laden tirade in November of 2006 while performing at the Laugh Factory.

Michael Richards took his place alongside Mel Gibson and George Allen as guys whose mouths are bigger than their brains.

by jesster79 November 23, 2006

combover

An attempt to hide hair loss on the head which has become obvious. Usually done by males. Usually looks worse than the baldness that the person is attempting to hide.

See vain.

by jesster79 March 7, 2004

MeinPillow

A nickname for MyPillow, and more specifically its CEO Mike Lindell due to Lindell's support of the previous administration and the plan he tried to provide to overturn the 2020 election.

The MeinPillow guy is complaining that retailers have dropped his products after he was seen trying to present Trump with a plan to implement martial law.

by jesster79 February 5, 2021

republican

A collection of low life, lying, four flushing sacks of wind and bullshit who have little regard for their fellow human beings. People who think that George W. Bush is the second coming or some other damn thing and that anyone who so much as looks at Bush funny is a traitor or terrorist sympathizer. People who have their noses so up in the air that they cannot see the disgust and contempt others have for them. War mongering pigs who want us to go into a bottomless pit for their dreams of military conquest, but their God forbid that money is given so that lower classes actually get ahead in life or have access to decent medical care. A collection of fascist thugs who think that George W. Bush should be allowed to piss and shit all over the Constitution and the Bill of Rights.

The mere sight of Bush and most Republicans makes me want to vomit.

by jesster79 February 11, 2005

Bill O'Reilly

A FOX News Commentator who is a loudmouthed boor. A Republican zealot who thinks Bush can do no wrong. An oversexed middle aged man who chases younger women, and has perverted fantasies about scoring with these young women.

See also: pervert
See also: propaganda
See also: George W. Bush

by jesster79 January 24, 2005

putsch

A sudden overthrow of government done by a smaller supposedly weaker body using illegal means.

Adolf Hitler's Beer Hall putsch, and George Bush's Florida putsch.

by jesster79 February 2, 2006