Definitions by jesster79

Bush, George W. 

A totally useless human being who turns to shit every blessed thing that he touches.

See also Asshole, Low life, four flushing, war mongering, son of a bitch, George W. Bush.

Katrina is another example of how fucked up this country is with Bush, George W. at the helm.

Bush, George W. by jesster79 September 27, 2005

Hurricane Katrina 

A natural disaster that was made 10 times worse by an incompetent Federal response, and the fact that most of the National Guard is now in Iraq. A natural disaster that shows that our worthless stooge of a President is totally incapable of the job people voted him in for.

Hurricane Katrina caused part of the misery, the Bush adminstration provided the rest.

Hurricane Katrina by jesster79 September 27, 2005

Michael Brown

The former head of the Federal Emergency Management Agency. Proof that kissing ass and being well connected are the only requirements for high level jobs in the George W. Bush administration. This person had no prior emergency management experience. The most incompetent Federal response to a crisis ever took place on this clown's watch. A contributing factor to so much death and destruction that it is sickening. A person who fell on his sword to protect our worthless President.

Michael Brown was employed by the International Arabian Horse Association or some such, and he was forced to resign from that job too.

Michael Brown by jesster79 September 27, 2005

Federal Emergency Management Agency 

An agency that is supposed to help out during emergencies, such as national disasters. An agency that fell flat on its face following Hurricane Katrina.

The Federal Emergency Management Agency went straight to hell under Bush's watch as he turned it back into a political job factory for his cronies.

Federal Emergency Management Agency by jesster79 September 27, 2005

right wing 

The wing on the right side of an artifical or natural thing that flies through the air.

Birds, airliners, small planes, bats, etc etc

right wing by jesster79 March 18, 2005

gene pool 

A pool in which the depth of the pool indicates the health of a person's genetic background. Those who swim in the deep end of the pool generally have good and healthy genes while those who do not are over in the shallow end.

The Bush family is a prime example of a family that has been swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool for over 100 years.

gene pool by jesster79 March 18, 2005

Republican Christianity 

The type of Christianity practiced by right wing Republicans.

Those who practice this form of Christianity believe that,
A. God speaks to the leaders of the party, and George W. Bush in particular.
B. Bush was personally annointed by God and God himself gave him his marching orders.
C. True and patriotic Americans believe in Republican Christianity.
D. Those who don't believe in this form of Christianity are liberals, communists, terrorist sympathizers, traitors, and idiots.
E. That Christ commands people to only vote Republican.
F. Those who are not Christian should be invaded, especially to settle the Presiden't family scores and if they are sitting on lots of oil.
G. These people believe that it's only wrongdoing when committed by a Democrat.
H. Those involved with this sort of religion focus on the portions of morality while entirely ignoring parts about taking care of poor and vulnerable people.

George W. Bush ignores what Jesus said about taking care of the "least of my brothers." He ignores the command to love neighbor as self. He ignores the command to take care of the poor and vulnerable of this world. He fails to realize that to lead us he must be our servants, instead he thinks that we must be his servants.

Republican Christianity by jesster79 March 16, 2005