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ball cheese

this nasty ass orange,yellowish shit incrusted on the ballz and he got is soo bad he gotta have sumone help him scrap it off or the DR. said his nuts are gunna fall off!Dat means that yo man dont wash his jewlz ladies ya gotta kick him to the curb! ya feel me!
jess~"yo megan, your man got ball cheese so bad i can smell his rank ass from here!"
megg~ "ya i know he asked me to help him scrap da shit off, i was like hell no fool, you trippin!"
by JESSICA July 13, 2004
mugGet the ball cheesemug.

lylas

An acronym of "Love Ya Like A Sis"
used by preps who can't stop passing notes to other people in class.
Lauren: OMG! Thatz so unfair! Anywayz, clazz iz almozt ova, so cyaz! LYLAS!
by Jessica March 27, 2004
mugGet the lylasmug.

jerk it out

to go crazy. to not care what other people think about you.
person 1:way to jerk it out!
person 2:yeah i know!
by Jessica February 23, 2005
mugGet the jerk it outmug.

life

by Jessica May 2, 2005
mugGet the lifemug.

thing-a-ma-bob

That thing with the thing that does that thing....you know what I'm talking about. Accually when you don't know what something is and you pretend you "forgot it." There for you call it this.
Person 1-Good golly I saw that thing today.
Person 2-What thing are you refering to?
Person 1-Oh you know the thing-a-ma-bob.
Person 2- Oh ya that thing.
Person 1-Indeed
Person 2- (thinking "Damn what a douche bag!)
by jessica March 30, 2004
mugGet the thing-a-ma-bobmug.

Birtch

Suzanne you my birtch!
by Jessica February 1, 2005
mugGet the Birtchmug.

feminist

A feminist can be a man or a woman and it is the opposite of misogynist. Feminism has nothing to do with hating men (which is ridiculous) or being a lesbian (which is fine). It is accepting yourself and being strong in a male dominated society, supporting equal rights, pro choice, overall being proud to be a woman or supporting women who believe this.
I'm tired of all these deodorized tampons created by male dominated corporations. I don't my cunt to smell like flowers, I want my cunt to smell like fish!

-The Vagina Monologues
by jessica July 4, 2003
mugGet the feministmug.

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