301 definitions by jessica

Woody Allen

40-ish year old guy: Man that girl is fine! (looking at a 13 yr old asian girl)
other guy: Quit being such a Woody Allen!

by jessica May 16, 2004

sperm so perfect the bitches can sense it from a mile away.

"She only want me for my pimp juice"
"The hoes come runnin afta my pimp juice"

by jessica February 1, 2004

1.someone who is sexually attractive
2.someone with a knack for something
3.someone who is good at something, particularly something sexual

1.damn, that boy is talented
2.beyonce is such a talented singer
3.he is very talented with his tounge.

by jessica January 28, 2004

Only the best female singer in the world, who is highly underrated.

# 1: Whose your favorite band?

Me: Björk

# 1: What's that?

Me: It's not a what, it's a she. www.bjork.com

by jessica March 24, 2005

1) A person who cannot use a bathroom in a public place or with people around the vicinity.
2) Someone who is a wuss; pussy

1) I can't piss, im too shit shy.
2) Don't be fuckin shit shy, slash those mother fuckin tires foo.

by jessica April 16, 2003

by jessica January 28, 2004

Something so stupid that there is really no point to it.

That television show is so freakin facky.

That person is facky

by jessica September 18, 2003