girlfriend

A woman/girl/lady who is dating/going out with/going steady with a man/boy/gentleman. A girlfriend should appreiciate and care for her boyfriend and respect him. also treat him how she wishes to be treated.
"she's my girlfriend"
"i have a girlfriend"
"i love my girlfriend"
"she's his/her girlfriend
by Jess November 30, 2004
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brilliance

That girl is brilliance
by Jess March 18, 2005
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man-whore

Not quite a player...but someone who insists on constantly being around women. Instead of going for sex there goal is to get halfway towards a g/f and then stop. Commonly metrosexuals.
(Looking at a guy getting a back rub from another girl, but now real action)
Dave is such a man-whore.
by Jess December 27, 2003
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ham

A glorious meat. The meat with the most humor value. It also tastes the best on pizza.
"Mmm, I sure could go for some ham right now."
by Jess April 25, 2004
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gun control

The idea of taking away our constitutional right to bear arms in the hope that it will reduce violence, when in reality all it does is ensure that know one but the criminals have them.

Face it. Gun control doesn't stop violence. Do you honestly think that criminals would give up their weapons just because a law was passed?

One major basis for the argument of gun control is Columbine. Would it have been better if they had killed the kids by pushing them out of windows or something?
Gun control doesn't stop violence, but encourages people to find new and creative ways to be violent.
by Jess February 16, 2005
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tynan

hey look its lots of nice stuff
by jess May 18, 2004
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