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A beercan that is crushed and then used to flip food on the grill. Man spatulas are most commonly seen tailgating at football games.
I was at the Pats game this weekend, and I could taste booze in my burger. It must've been from the man spatula.
by jeru411 December 23, 2008
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Get the smatterchew mug.A she-man with broad shoulders, popeye forearms, and veins sticking out of her 25" ankles... not the ideal body type for a woman.
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Get the juggermankles mug.The phrase that describes when you are desperately searching for a companion for the cold winter months that can stay in with you and watch movies and have sex.
The opposite of "Spring Cleaning".
The opposite of "Spring Cleaning".
On a scale from 1-10, she was only a 7, but considering this is the fall scramble, I had to settle...
by jeru411 October 19, 2008
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Get the stink pie mug.Contrary to popular belief, this phrase is actually short for "Fuckin A-hole". It started off as a negative term, like when losing in poker as kids, we'd yell "fuckin A!" to the fuckin A-hole that won. Over the years, it morphed into a term used for general excitement, like "fuckin A! I'd love to go to the movies!" and is no longer limited to negative context.
by jeru411 October 20, 2008
Get the Fuckin A mug.Short for Big Fat Tub-a-lard Disease Syndrome. It refers to the inescapable condition that many people face when reaching their 20s where they let themselves go and double or even triple in size.
Dude, I just saw Melissa for the first time since high school and she caught a major case of B.F.T.D.S. She weighs like 3 bills now!
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