A play off the holiday "Cinco de Mayo", but is pretty much just an excuse to drink on the 5th day of every March. And after all, any excuse to drink is a good one.
Bob: "What are you going to do for Cinco de Marcho?"
Tony: "Same thing as you, go to the bar and get blacked out drunk!"
Tony: "Same thing as you, go to the bar and get blacked out drunk!"
by jeru411 March 03, 2010
Short for Big Fat Tub-a-lard Disease Syndrome. It refers to the inescapable condition that many people face when reaching their 20s where they let themselves go and double or even triple in size.
Dude, I just saw Melissa for the first time since high school and she caught a major case of B.F.T.D.S. She weighs like 3 bills now!
by jeru411 May 28, 2013
Contrary to popular belief, this phrase is actually short for "Fuckin A-hole". It started off as a negative term, like when losing in poker as kids, we'd yell "fuckin A!" to the fuckin A-hole that won. Over the years, it morphed into a term used for general excitement, like "fuckin A! I'd love to go to the movies!" and is no longer limited to negative context.
by jeru411 October 20, 2008
A she-man with broad shoulders, popeye forearms, and veins sticking out of her 25" ankles... not the ideal body type for a woman.
by jeru411 October 16, 2008
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A beercan that is crushed and then used to flip food on the grill. Man spatulas are most commonly seen tailgating at football games.
I was at the Pats game this weekend, and I could taste booze in my burger. It must've been from the man spatula.
by jeru411 December 23, 2008