Share the welf

Short for Share the Welf(are).

Term that describes when one buys food for all his friends using his government-paid Food Stamp Card.

Chad was running out of days to use up the money on his food stamp card, so luckily for me he was willing to share the welf.

by jeru411 October 29, 2009

Cinco de Marcho

A play off the holiday "Cinco de Mayo", but is pretty much just an excuse to drink on the 5th day of every March. And after all, any excuse to drink is a good one.

Bob: "What are you going to do for Cinco de Marcho?"

Tony: "Same thing as you, go to the bar and get blacked out drunk!"

by jeru411 March 03, 2010

stink pie

A smelly vagina. Usually on an ugly female that hasn't had sex in months or... ever.

So what if she weighs 3 bills, her stink pie was nice and warm

by jeru411 September 03, 2008

oh snizzle

Ghetto way of saying "oh snap!"

Oh snizzle! Look at that dime with her jeans painted on!

by jeru411 July 30, 2008

man chair

A reclining chair with all the bells and whistles. Most man chairs come with a beer holder and a fold out foot rest. Ideal for the football season.

I told my girl she could buy a love seat if she let me buy the Deluxe Man Chair. The thing had a built in refrigerator!

by jeru411 August 01, 2008

I'll be dat

I am down with your suggestions homey.

Would I like to partake in a game of checkers? I'll be dat...

by jeru411 October 19, 2003

smatterchew

Smatterchew is redneck for "what is the matter with you".

Billy bob, you eatin cat food again? Smatterchew, go to yer corner of the trailer.

by jeru411 December 25, 2008