smatterchew

Smatterchew is redneck for "what is the matter with you".

Billy bob, you eatin cat food again? Smatterchew, go to yer corner of the trailer.

by jeru411 December 25, 2008

stink pie

A smelly vagina. Usually on an ugly female that hasn't had sex in months or... ever.

So what if she weighs 3 bills, her stink pie was nice and warm

by jeru411 October 21, 2008

juggermankles

A she-man with broad shoulders, popeye forearms, and veins sticking out of her 25" ankles... not the ideal body type for a woman.

We have a juggermankles in the office here, I'm thinking of recruiting her for the football team.

by jeru411 October 16, 2008

browner pastures

A place less desirable than your current location. The opposite of greener pastures.

I can't believe Fred left this amazing city for browner pastures.

by jeru411 July 28, 2015

Fuckin A

Contrary to popular belief, this phrase is actually short for "Fuckin A-hole". It started off as a negative term, like when losing in poker as kids, we'd yell "fuckin A!" to the fuckin A-hole that won. Over the years, it morphed into a term used for general excitement, like "fuckin A! I'd love to go to the movies!" and is no longer limited to negative context.

Are you drinking tonight? Fuckin A right I am!!

by jeru411 October 20, 2008

Cinco de Marcho

A play off the holiday "Cinco de Mayo", but is pretty much just an excuse to drink on the 5th day of every March. And after all, any excuse to drink is a good one.

Bob: "What are you going to do for Cinco de Marcho?"

Tony: "Same thing as you, go to the bar and get blacked out drunk!"

by jeru411 March 03, 2010

B.F.T.D.S.

Short for Big Fat Tub-a-lard Disease Syndrome. It refers to the inescapable condition that many people face when reaching their 20s where they let themselves go and double or even triple in size.

Dude, I just saw Melissa for the first time since high school and she caught a major case of B.F.T.D.S. She weighs like 3 bills now!

by jeru411 May 28, 2013