jeru411's definitions

stink pie

A smelly vagina. Usually on an ugly female that hasn't had sex in months or... ever.

So what if she weighs 3 bills, her stink pie was nice and warm

by jeru411 October 21, 2008

man chair

A reclining chair with all the bells and whistles. Most man chairs come with a beer holder and a fold out foot rest. Ideal for the football season.

I told my girl she could buy a love seat if she let me buy the Deluxe Man Chair. The thing had a built in refrigerator!

by jeru411 September 25, 2008

smatterchew

Smatterchew is redneck for "what is the matter with you".

Billy bob, you eatin cat food again? Smatterchew, go to yer corner of the trailer.

by jeru411 December 25, 2008

Dirty Ronald

When you are banging a chick, and you stick a french fry up her ass and then use it to draw the golden arches on her forehead

The other day, I bought my girl a #2 super sized at Mickey D's, but little did she know I was just in it for the Dirty Ronald.

by jeru411 March 10, 2007

Share the welf

Short for Share the Welf(are).

Term that describes when one buys food for all his friends using his government-paid Food Stamp Card.

Chad was running out of days to use up the money on his food stamp card, so luckily for me he was willing to share the welf.

by jeru411 October 29, 2009

do the thing

The new proper way of saying "do it".

"Want to go to the mall?" "Yeah, let's do the thing"

"That idling car is just beggin to be stolen, I need to hurry up and do the thing before the owner comes back out"

by jeru411 March 7, 2007

I'll be dat

I am down with your suggestions homey.

Would I like to partake in a game of checkers? I'll be dat...

by jeru411 October 18, 2003