jeremy's definitions

SHM

Simple Harmonic Motion being definition of any object in equilibrium that moves in a sinusodal wave manner across a point of equalibrium (shown by the equation X = Xo+A*Sin(wt). Analogous to male masturbation, because of its repetitive, sinusodal wave manner of movement.

Dude, he knows all about the SHM...

by Jeremy April 18, 2005

Homogobliphobiac

Someone or something with Homogobliphobia

"Fuck you you Homogobliphobiac"

by Jeremy October 3, 2003

naval officer

A slang term for semen.

Semen ~ Sea Man ~ Oceanic, Naval Man ~ Naval Officer

Woah, girl, is that some naval officer on your shirt?

by Jeremy April 18, 2005

Showgirls

The act of spending lots of money on a movie, and seeing it tank in the box office.

Stupid "Lara Croft 2" did a Showgirls.

by Jeremy November 24, 2003

Ducklips

A euphemism for dick-sucking lips; a funny little shortening of dick-sucking lips: often used to confuse others

That girl had ducklips, for real. Damn!

by Jeremy January 31, 2004

Muckling

Muckling is a random make out session with a stranger at a bar. Can be used as other parts of speech such as to muckle, muckled with so and so...

Damn did you see Scott he was so drunk he was muckling with another guy at the bar.

by Jeremy September 8, 2004

duece duece

22 ounce alcholic beverage.

I'll take a duece duece and a pack of Newports.

by Jeremy November 9, 2004