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A widely misunderstood religion started by Anton LeVay.
The church practices self indulgences and frowns upon altruistic behavior. The Church of Satan in no way acknowledges the existence of any devine being neither good nor evil. They worship no devil, though the phrase "hail satan" is commonly used. However in the church Satan represent the repressed desires of all humans and therefore saying "hail satan" is to hail one's self.
It is commonly believed that the church of satan is a horrible group of people that should be feared. The CoS should only be feared if one is actually a member of an archaic religion which preaches self restraint and stupid moral systems that are truly outdated. To roughly quote LeVay one of the philosophies is if someone smacks you on the cheek smash him on his and ten times more for he that turns the other cheek is like the cowardly dog that roles over when kicked. Therefore the person above who stated he beat up on satanists at school was more a satanist than the person who laid there and took it while "chanting" the name of an entity that a true satanist would not even believe to truly exist.
Many religions have broken off from satanism including but not limited The temple of Set.
The church practices self indulgences and frowns upon altruistic behavior. The Church of Satan in no way acknowledges the existence of any devine being neither good nor evil. They worship no devil, though the phrase "hail satan" is commonly used. However in the church Satan represent the repressed desires of all humans and therefore saying "hail satan" is to hail one's self.
It is commonly believed that the church of satan is a horrible group of people that should be feared. The CoS should only be feared if one is actually a member of an archaic religion which preaches self restraint and stupid moral systems that are truly outdated. To roughly quote LeVay one of the philosophies is if someone smacks you on the cheek smash him on his and ten times more for he that turns the other cheek is like the cowardly dog that roles over when kicked. Therefore the person above who stated he beat up on satanists at school was more a satanist than the person who laid there and took it while "chanting" the name of an entity that a true satanist would not even believe to truly exist.
Many religions have broken off from satanism including but not limited The temple of Set.
While conversing in my theology class I realized that the satanist seemed to know more about christianity and satanism both than the self-professed christian who merely reaffirmed his ignorance everytime he opened his mouth.
by Jeremy April 20, 2006
Get the satanismmug. Another name for the female reproductive organ.
Not to be confused with the hit toy from the 70s, the Rubix cube.
Not to be confused with the hit toy from the 70s, the Rubix cube.
Andrew: My girlfriend's p***y smells really bad and it's hairy.
Me: *Slap*, don't ever say that again white boy!, it's Rubix...and tell your girlfriend to clean herself and shave that shit....stop actin' a fool!
Me: *Slap*, don't ever say that again white boy!, it's Rubix...and tell your girlfriend to clean herself and shave that shit....stop actin' a fool!
by Jeremy October 9, 2004
Get the Rubixmug. by jeremy August 27, 2003
Get the monkornmug. (1)You sure manged that up good
(2)Way to mang out and hang out with your girl 24-7
(3)His face looks manged
(2)Way to mang out and hang out with your girl 24-7
(3)His face looks manged
by Jeremy July 21, 2003
Get the mangmug. AKA: Cecily
She will act nice for about ten minutes, then kick you in the balls and skate away, before apologizing and doing it again. Uber bitch.
She will act nice for about ten minutes, then kick you in the balls and skate away, before apologizing and doing it again. Uber bitch.
by Jeremy July 1, 2004
Get the Kalynn Bourquemug. by Jeremy March 30, 2003
Get the Funky Brewstamug. 
Get the Homogobliphobiacmug.