jeremy's definitions

shit-blistering

You inject your lover's feces under your skin and wait untill it festers and blisters; Then you rip the blisters open with your teeth, and lick up the festering shit.

I got several nasty infections from shit-blistering with John.

by Jeremy July 11, 2003

K.C.

Acronym for Kitchen counter, where earin and i plan to rollercoaster when my parents aren't home.

My k.c. is better than her k.c.

Me: Dude, earin and i rollercoastered on the k.c. yesterday, it was splendiferous.

You: I just made a sandwich on there, dick.

by Jeremy August 21, 2004

Lickknob

Some so dumb they can't even get the simplest things right.

Hey, Don. Lickknob is one word!

by Jeremy December 4, 2003

Kalynn Bourque

AKA: Cecily
She will act nice for about ten minutes, then kick you in the balls and skate away, before apologizing and doing it again. Uber bitch.

"Kalynn is such a bitch!"
"So is Cecily!"
"They should join a club together!"

by Jeremy July 1, 2004

Homogobliphobiac

Someone or something with Homogobliphobia

"Fuck you you Homogobliphobiac"

by Jeremy October 3, 2003

Funky Brewsta

A large man who wears balck and dances reeaally goofy.

HOLY SHIT! its the funky brewsta!

by Jeremy March 30, 2003

ho ho queen

heather brown from messedup.net

Hostess' main share holder

by jeremy December 23, 2003