jeremy's definitions

Nighthawk

Is not gay, and likes to pwn a kid named jesse (pathetic)

NiGhThAwK vs Pathetic... NIGHTHAWK WINS

by Jeremy June 23, 2003

redneezy

marlboro red, the ones i smoke because this is j-blizz himself

damn i got no red neezies!!

by Jeremy February 14, 2005

Ultra Schwey

A superlative that goes far beyond the bounds of cool - should be reserved only for when something truly is ultra schwey. Never used in an ironic fashion.

I wasn't sure I would like it, but that really was ultra schwey.

by Jeremy January 2, 2004

dinner hair

ma's best wig, which is only to be brought out for nice dinner occasions.

"billy bob! we have guests! time to put on the Dinner Hair!"

"goddammit! you ruined my dinner hair!"

by jeremy January 14, 2004

funky

A word that office losers and yuppies use to describe something that's not normal in thier day to day repetative world.

"There's something funky with this order I'm working on here."
"I am on my way over to a meeting, but I can't seem to find it. Someone gave me some funky directions."
"This new massaging chair I got at Sharper Image is pretty funky!"

by Jeremy April 13, 2005

naval officer

A slang term for semen.

Semen ~ Sea Man ~ Oceanic, Naval Man ~ Naval Officer

Woah, girl, is that some naval officer on your shirt?

by Jeremy April 18, 2005

ho ho queen

heather brown from messedup.net

Hostess' main share holder

by jeremy December 23, 2003