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SHM

Simple Harmonic Motion being definition of any object in equilibrium that moves in a sinusodal wave manner across a point of equalibrium (shown by the equation X = Xo+A*Sin(wt). Analogous to male masturbation, because of its repetitive, sinusodal wave manner of movement.
Dude, he knows all about the SHM...
by Jeremy April 18, 2005
mugGet the SHMmug.

Homogobliphobiac

"Fuck you you Homogobliphobiac"
by Jeremy October 3, 2003
mugGet the Homogobliphobiacmug.

naval officer

A slang term for semen.

Semen ~ Sea Man ~ Oceanic, Naval Man ~ Naval Officer
Woah, girl, is that some naval officer on your shirt?
by Jeremy April 18, 2005
mugGet the naval officermug.

Showgirls

The act of spending lots of money on a movie, and seeing it tank in the box office.
Stupid "Lara Croft 2" did a Showgirls.
by Jeremy November 24, 2003
mugGet the Showgirlsmug.

Ducklips

A euphemism for dick-sucking lips; a funny little shortening of dick-sucking lips: often used to confuse others
That girl had ducklips, for real. Damn!
by Jeremy January 31, 2004
mugGet the Ducklipsmug.

Muckling

Muckling is a random make out session with a stranger at a bar. Can be used as other parts of speech such as to muckle, muckled with so and so...
Damn did you see Scott he was so drunk he was muckling with another guy at the bar.
by Jeremy September 8, 2004
mugGet the Mucklingmug.

duece duece

22 ounce alcholic beverage.
by Jeremy November 9, 2004
mugGet the duece duecemug.

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