jeremy's definitions

townsin

Derived from the word Tow, Town and Sin. Farmers would always try so hard to tow large objects through Town, Due to the thin alley ways, the Farmers would haev a bitch of a time towing these items (such as farm equiptment and cows) through town, that they would often swear and curse, thus sinning in town, while towing; thus they were commiting a town sin.

Because these items were so hard to tow, and often would never co-operate, and would cause these men to curse and swaer... this word gained a new meaning. and soon became a slang for the word stubborn, or dificult.

"hunny did you get a loan from your brother", "NO he's to fucking townsin to give me a fucking dime!!"

"this question is so Townsin"

"That girl is so Townsin, she even argues with herself"

by Jeremy March 29, 2005

redneezy

marlboro red, the ones i smoke because this is j-blizz himself

damn i got no red neezies!!

by Jeremy February 14, 2005

Nighthawk

Is not gay, and likes to pwn a kid named jesse (pathetic)

NiGhThAwK vs Pathetic... NIGHTHAWK WINS

by Jeremy June 23, 2003

funkadelic

adj. to be in the state of total cool, awesome

Bob Burnquist is one funkadelic skater!

by Jeremy January 25, 2004

shakespearian shit

A certaint type of shit. not as popular as the ghost shit, the crowd pleaser, or the floater

Bob: Uh Oh....

Fred: What's wrong?

Jack: what's that smell?

Bob: I just had a shakespearian shit...

Fred & Jack: ????

Bob: Thy hath shit thy self

by Jeremy August 22, 2006

naval officer

A slang term for semen.

Semen ~ Sea Man ~ Oceanic, Naval Man ~ Naval Officer

Woah, girl, is that some naval officer on your shirt?

by Jeremy April 18, 2005

Homogobliphobiac

Someone or something with Homogobliphobia

"Fuck you you Homogobliphobiac"

by Jeremy October 3, 2003