jeremy's definitions
by Jeremy March 16, 2005
Get the Jarrettsvillemug. in the doggy style position, you pull out and spit on the girls back, making her think cummed...when she turns around you jizz in her face and pinch her in the eye.Leaving her looking like a panda bear.
by jeremy February 11, 2004
Get the panda slammug. You get thrown under the bus when someone (usually a co-worker) reports some wrongdoing or slacking off to a superior or other influential person. Sometimes used with the suffix "Vrooooom!" to simulate the noise the bus would make as it passes by at a high rate of speed.
by Jeremy October 30, 2002
Get the throw under the busmug. Leslie. Anyone named Leslie is Purple hair.
Other words, same concept: Purple Kitten, Purple Rain, Purple Happy Times woman, Leisurely of Purple.
Other words, same concept: Purple Kitten, Purple Rain, Purple Happy Times woman, Leisurely of Purple.
by Jeremy November 7, 2004
Get the Purple Hairmug. a 'bastard moment' is when someone is tricked into doing something stupid or embarassing themselves. Usually stoned
*its dark outside*
mate: hey mate, got everything? is that five pound note on the grass yours?
you: *picks it up, then white chicken falls out of the fingers* Noooo its my own sick, you bastard! that is a bastard moment and a half!
mate: hey mate, got everything? is that five pound note on the grass yours?
you: *picks it up, then white chicken falls out of the fingers* Noooo its my own sick, you bastard! that is a bastard moment and a half!
by Jeremy August 4, 2007
Get the bastard momentmug. Muckling is a random make out session with a stranger at a bar. Can be used as other parts of speech such as to muckle, muckled with so and so...
by Jeremy September 8, 2004
Get the Mucklingmug. Ryeyocycle up the Clyde. The Clyde is a river in Scotland thus if you were to ride your bicycle you would not get very far.
by Jeremy November 26, 2003
Get the Ryeyocyclemug.