Definitions by jeremy

cockfight 

when to cocks do this
8=========DC=====8 and bash

COck fights rule

cockfight by jeremy May 7, 2003

ploonk

Splashdown confirmation after pinching one from a height greater than or equal to three feet above the bowl.

gnnnnrrrr.. *sweat sweat* grnnnnn... *ploonk* ...ahhh. (flush)

ploonk by jeRemy May 4, 2003

Triple Bratwurst 

A term signifying one's wang is the approximate length and girth of three delicious Bratwurst lined up end to end.

I have a date tonight, if things go well she might just wind up uncasing the triple brat.

Triple Bratwurst by jeRemy May 4, 2003

powermeat 

noun-Reference to the male genitalia, particularly the schlong. This term originated somehere around the mid nineteenth century, as a label for the legendary schlong of this one Patagonian guy.

"My powermeat is approaching maximum velocity!!"

powermeat by Jeremy April 25, 2003

bra 

a device to encage one's titties

this bra is too small my titties are popping out

bra by jeremy April 11, 2003

ye ded 

Used as an acknoledgement

Did you enjoy the Bus show?
Ye Ded!

ye ded by Jeremy April 7, 2003

Queef 

A vaginal gust of air

I fucked Nates mom so hard she couldnt help but rip the biggest fuckin queef i have ever heard

Queef by Jeremy April 4, 2003