Chilly Willy

To injest alcohol through the nose via snorting, in order to get the alochol into your system quicker. Often done out of the concave bottom of a shot glass.

That chilly willy was fun huh? wait...get up, why are you passed out?

by Jeremy November 03, 2003

K.C.

Acronym for Kitchen counter, where earin and i plan to rollercoaster when my parents aren't home.

My k.c. is better than her k.c.

Me: Dude, earin and i rollercoastered on the k.c. yesterday, it was splendiferous.

You: I just made a sandwich on there, dick.

by Jeremy August 21, 2004

shit-blistering

You inject your lover's feces under your skin and wait untill it festers and blisters; Then you rip the blisters open with your teeth, and lick up the festering shit.

I got several nasty infections from shit-blistering with John.

by Jeremy July 11, 2003

Zumonka

an abnormally small penis.

dude have you seen jeremy's zumonka? it's the smallest thing i've ever seen. it's just so whittle.

by Jeremy March 28, 2005

pop rock

Another name for receving head.
taken from a story in a book about a guy getting head from a girl with pop rocks in her mouth. You don't have to have the pop rocks in your mouth when you do it....especially if you're blonde, cuz blondes are good at it anyway

Me: Earin and i just pop rocked...she said she didn't know what she was doing, but man!, it was the best ever. I think she says she doesn't know what she's doing just to trick me...but then she just attacks with good-ness.

You: I wish my g/f would pop rock.

Me: Sucks for you dude. My girl is so great.

by Jeremy October 12, 2004

Yosh

A word derived from the motherland of Poland and now used commonly in the northeastern part of the United States and Canada.It is used in context with Polish people and roundheads. Can also be found as a prefix to Mosh. (YosheeMosh)

I have mosh, you love yosh, a shnagga doan-ah!

hey look! its R-Yosh!

by jeremy June 02, 2004

Woo

A large asian man who constantly creates problems because of his unquenchable hunger for molesting Sean Dill and eating sanwiches.

Quinton Woo

by Jeremy November 19, 2003