jeremy's definitions

chode

A short fat penis, a stubby or irrgular shaped penis

yo tha nigga GARRETT has a chode the size of whale

by jeremy May 13, 2005

Benzino

An unknown person. The authors of websters dictionary are still trying to figure out who the fuck this guy is. Actually we only posted this here to find out if anybody knows who this person is let us know!!!!!!!

fictitous, unknown, never heard of or about

by Jeremy February 21, 2004

Shitbolls

After a bad thing happens, you shrugg your shoulders, and it's like saying "who cares" or "what the fuck life goes on"

"I just got fired...........ehhhhhhhhhh SHITBOLLS!!!!"

(pronounce the bolls like bulls or bools)

by Jeremy January 6, 2004

gaymafia

a secret society of homosexual persons that control the secret gay underground. Led by the man himself, Elton John.

cher is the goddess of the gaymafia

by Jeremy November 13, 2003

cockmaster

One who has the expertise or know-how to govern a cock; One who knows all on the topic of 'cock': One who handles a cock better than the rest.

Dude. My girlfriend is the best cockmaster in all the lands.

by Jeremy November 26, 2004

Showgirls

The act of spending lots of money on a movie, and seeing it tank in the box office.

Stupid "Lara Croft 2" did a Showgirls.

by Jeremy November 24, 2003

dinner hair

ma's best wig, which is only to be brought out for nice dinner occasions.

"billy bob! we have guests! time to put on the Dinner Hair!"

"goddammit! you ruined my dinner hair!"

by jeremy January 14, 2004