jeremy's definitions

SCUBA

Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. The equipment used to breathe underwater.

I'm too afraid of water to go SCUBA diving.

by jeremy March 30, 2005

slappy slappy

The act of placing one's penis on the unconscious face of another man (i.e. when passed out or asleep)

A very effective and useful taunt

Hey Kuzz, slappy slappy!

I slappy slappied you good last night

Nice passing out...SLAPPY SLAPPY

by Jeremy February 24, 2004

Muckling

Muckling is a random make out session with a stranger at a bar. Can be used as other parts of speech such as to muckle, muckled with so and so...

Damn did you see Scott he was so drunk he was muckling with another guy at the bar.

by Jeremy September 8, 2004

Ryeyocycle

Ride your bicycle. Fuck off, get away, take a hike.

Ryeyocycle up the Clyde. The Clyde is a river in Scotland thus if you were to ride your bicycle you would not get very far.

by Jeremy November 26, 2003

redneezy

marlboro red, the ones i smoke because this is j-blizz himself

damn i got no red neezies!!

by Jeremy February 14, 2005

shakespearian shit

A certaint type of shit. not as popular as the ghost shit, the crowd pleaser, or the floater

Bob: Uh Oh....

Fred: What's wrong?

Jack: what's that smell?

Bob: I just had a shakespearian shit...

Fred & Jack: ????

Bob: Thy hath shit thy self

by Jeremy August 22, 2006

Ducklips

A euphemism for dick-sucking lips; a funny little shortening of dick-sucking lips: often used to confuse others

That girl had ducklips, for real. Damn!

by Jeremy January 31, 2004