jeremy's definitions

choke the money

to masterbate or "jack off"

man I gotta go choke the monkey before i go out

by jeremy May 13, 2005

Borange

Originally discovered in 1844, borange is the term given to coloured particles that naturally occur in fecies.

"Sorry madam", said the doctor to the mother, "but little Timmy's borange levels are dangerously elevated; particularly indicative of a diet concisting of too much corn."

by Jeremy January 5, 2005

mang

comes from the word "Mangle" it means to screw something up, to damage something or to be an idiot

(1)You sure manged that up good
(2)Way to mang out and hang out with your girl 24-7
(3)His face looks manged

by Jeremy July 21, 2003

Ultra Schwey

A superlative that goes far beyond the bounds of cool - should be reserved only for when something truly is ultra schwey. Never used in an ironic fashion.

I wasn't sure I would like it, but that really was ultra schwey.

by Jeremy January 2, 2004

Showgirls

The act of spending lots of money on a movie, and seeing it tank in the box office.

Stupid "Lara Croft 2" did a Showgirls.

by Jeremy November 24, 2003

dinner hair

ma's best wig, which is only to be brought out for nice dinner occasions.

"billy bob! we have guests! time to put on the Dinner Hair!"

"goddammit! you ruined my dinner hair!"

by jeremy January 14, 2004

whiling

when someone is going crazy or just a little hyper.

Yo, stop whiling.
John, your whiling out.

by Jeremy August 30, 2004