jeremy's definitions

Big dillie wonka

The man with the masta plan.. if theres masterbation needing to be done, look no further than big dillie wonka!

I just big dillie wonka'd in my pants.

by Jeremy March 30, 2003

throw under the bus

You get thrown under the bus when someone (usually a co-worker) reports some wrongdoing or slacking off to a superior or other influential person. Sometimes used with the suffix "Vrooooom!" to simulate the noise the bus would make as it passes by at a high rate of speed.

"Dicky George, I can't believe you just threw me under the bus."

by Jeremy October 30, 2002

Purple Hair

Leslie. Anyone named Leslie is Purple hair.

Other words, same concept: Purple Kitten, Purple Rain, Purple Happy Times woman, Leisurely of Purple.

Purple Hair sure is dressing sexy today.

by Jeremy November 7, 2004

panda slam

in the doggy style position, you pull out and spit on the girls back, making her think cummed...when she turns around you jizz in her face and pinch her in the eye.Leaving her looking like a panda bear.

" I gave Emilee a panda slam!"

by jeremy February 11, 2004

Jarrettsville

The only town where a used a car dealership is considered down town.

The Keene Dodge commericial callings its location, "historic downtown Jarrettsville."

by Jeremy March 16, 2005

Triple Bratwurst

A term signifying one's wang is the approximate length and girth of three delicious Bratwurst lined up end to end.

I have a date tonight, if things go well she might just wind up uncasing the triple brat.

by jeRemy May 4, 2003

bastard moment

a 'bastard moment' is when someone is tricked into doing something stupid or embarassing themselves. Usually stoned

*its dark outside*
mate: hey mate, got everything? is that five pound note on the grass yours?
you: *picks it up, then white chicken falls out of the fingers* Noooo its my own sick, you bastard! that is a bastard moment and a half!

by Jeremy August 4, 2007