A euphemism for dick-sucking lips; a funny little shortening of dick-sucking lips: often used to confuse others
by Jeremy January 31, 2004
Muckling is a random make out session with a stranger at a bar. Can be used as other parts of speech such as to muckle, muckled with so and so...
by Jeremy September 08, 2004
An event often held by companies in which employees frequently consume more alcohol than a baby elephant. Ass grabbing, photocopying genitals, inner-office hook ups , some idiot puts a lampshade on his head, and the boss gets sloshed and fires everyone are typical events.
Hello fellow co-worker, may I drink whiskey out of your navel and you can do a line of blow off my errect penis at this year's Christmas Party?
by Jeremy March 31, 2005
by jeremy February 06, 2003
Bob: Uh Oh....
Fred: What's wrong?
Jack: what's that smell?
Bob: I just had a shakespearian shit...
Fred & Jack: ????
Bob: Thy hath shit thy self
Fred: What's wrong?
Jack: what's that smell?
Bob: I just had a shakespearian shit...
Fred & Jack: ????
Bob: Thy hath shit thy self
by Jeremy August 22, 2006
by Jeremy November 24, 2003