Definitions by jeremy

funkadelic 

adj. to be in the state of total cool, awesome

Bob Burnquist is one funkadelic skater!

funkadelic by Jeremy January 25, 2004

dumplung

I. the result of a sexual act which happens when a woman is licking a guys genitals, and he defecates in her mouth and kicks her in the chest at the same time, forcing her to inhale.

II. a stupid person.

"d00d, me and that girl had sex last night, i gave her a f**kin dumplung, man!"

"that guy is such a dumplung."

dumplung by jeremy January 14, 2004

dinner hair 

ma's best wig, which is only to be brought out for nice dinner occasions.

"billy bob! we have guests! time to put on the Dinner Hair!"

"goddammit! you ruined my dinner hair!"

dinner hair by jeremy January 14, 2004

Blue Bonnet

a sexual activity in which a person chokes their partner until their blue, and then craps on their head.

"i gave Ellie Mae a blue bonnet last night."

Blue Bonnet by jeremy January 14, 2004

Draggin'

To lay the frame (or body) of one's truck (or car) on the ground while in motion.

I got a ticket for draggin'on that cop!!!

Draggin' by Jeremy January 12, 2004

speckle way 

lesbian sex

i like speckle way ;-)

speckle way by jeremy January 11, 2004

Shitbolls 

After a bad thing happens, you shrugg your shoulders, and it's like saying "who cares" or "what the fuck life goes on"

"I just got fired...........ehhhhhhhhhh SHITBOLLS!!!!"

(pronounce the bolls like bulls or bools)

Shitbolls by Jeremy January 6, 2004