bastard by proxy

when an individual's father dies and leaves the mother and child to live unattended...........
when a girl now has no father figure due to untimely death of male parent.....
Jill thinks that her shit doesn't stink at all, and that she is so much better than all of us.........
Well her dad is dead......that makes her a bastard by proxy.
Puff on that Jill.
by jere from smackjab April 19, 2008
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sackbag

a bad werd for a chick that is too much of a whore to be classified as one.

a guy who is so gay he cant wait to get a cock out of his mouth till another one gets there.
Jesus man, dont nail her...............she has had so much cock she is a class action sackbag.

Look at the shoes and pants scheme on that guy....who does he think he is...........
Hey Marv.......quit being a sackbag.
by jere from smackjab April 20, 2008
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upsuck

the process in which the vagina in stimulation produces its own lubricant(or marinade) and begins a pull on the shaft of the penis...

some say scientifically this is a reaction to pull semen closer to the uterus......

also the constriction of the vaginal walls mimicing a swallowing sensation
Nic watched as i nailed that chick so hard she got all bothered and caused an upsuck so hard on my schlong.....it pulled all the skin up to the head of my dick to where i didnt have enough skin left to close my eyes.

The upsuck of that chicks ass was like someone drinking out of a garden hose in the summer.
by jere from smackjab April 19, 2008
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puppy smuggler

to have very huge and very perky titties........
swelling a small shirt with massive boobs.....

knockers too big for common clothes......
Roxx was wearing a little shirt which made her a class 10 puppy smuggler.

That chick not only has great pigtails but she is smuggling puppies as well.......rock on chicky.....rock on.
by jere from smackjab April 19, 2008
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to gunk

verb:
to gunk is to chop a person in the throat slightly in mid vocal....causing the word in play to become the sound"gunk"

when a person while speaking chokes on air,spit,or some unknown reason causing the word to sound distorted.
I was talking to some hot ass shepherd's daughter and Nic came and gunked my ass.

I gave Nic a gunk so hard he woke up hearing christmas music....the last thing he remembered was the sound his throat made as it lost massive air.

Nic is to gunk as i am to fall.
by jere from smackjab April 23, 2008
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vulcan snorkel

a sexual act when one straddles the face placing the balls in the eye sockets and the penis in the mouth...........resembling the three in a "v"
the man has to be facing the way of the recipients feet.....
Nic gave that bitch a vulcan snorkel...........although it caused her to choke and she couldn't see shit.
by jere from smackjab April 18, 2008
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burbicodini

a martini.....
but concocted from burboun, sour mash, and two vicodins as floats instead of olives.
After today it is going to take all of what we have in the cabinets and pockets to make ourselves a burbicodini.
by jere from smackjab April 20, 2008
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