jere from smackjab's definitions
the process in which the vagina in stimulation produces its own lubricant(or marinade) and begins a pull on the shaft of the penis...
some say scientifically this is a reaction to pull semen closer to the uterus......
also the constriction of the vaginal walls mimicing a swallowing sensation
some say scientifically this is a reaction to pull semen closer to the uterus......
also the constriction of the vaginal walls mimicing a swallowing sensation
Nic watched as i nailed that chick so hard she got all bothered and caused an upsuck so hard on my schlong.....it pulled all the skin up to the head of my dick to where i didnt have enough skin left to close my eyes.
The upsuck of that chicks ass was like someone drinking out of a garden hose in the summer.
The upsuck of that chicks ass was like someone drinking out of a garden hose in the summer.
by jere from smackjab April 19, 2008
Get the upsuckmug. to have very huge and very perky titties........
swelling a small shirt with massive boobs.....
knockers too big for common clothes......
swelling a small shirt with massive boobs.....
knockers too big for common clothes......
Roxx was wearing a little shirt which made her a class 10 puppy smuggler.
That chick not only has great pigtails but she is smuggling puppies as well.......rock on chicky.....rock on.
That chick not only has great pigtails but she is smuggling puppies as well.......rock on chicky.....rock on.
by jere from smackjab April 19, 2008
Get the puppy smugglermug. verb:
to gunk is to chop a person in the throat slightly in mid vocal....causing the word in play to become the sound"gunk"
when a person while speaking chokes on air,spit,or some unknown reason causing the word to sound distorted.
to gunk is to chop a person in the throat slightly in mid vocal....causing the word in play to become the sound"gunk"
when a person while speaking chokes on air,spit,or some unknown reason causing the word to sound distorted.
I was talking to some hot ass shepherd's daughter and Nic came and gunked my ass.
I gave Nic a gunk so hard he woke up hearing christmas music....the last thing he remembered was the sound his throat made as it lost massive air.
Nic is to gunk as i am to fall.
I gave Nic a gunk so hard he woke up hearing christmas music....the last thing he remembered was the sound his throat made as it lost massive air.
Nic is to gunk as i am to fall.
by jere from smackjab April 23, 2008
Get the to gunkmug. the byproduct of a back alley abortion left on the cold wet street for all to see.....and dogs and rats to eat.
by jere from smackjab April 20, 2008
Get the pink cream cornmug. when an individual's father dies and leaves the mother and child to live unattended...........
when a girl now has no father figure due to untimely death of male parent.....
when a girl now has no father figure due to untimely death of male parent.....
Jill thinks that her shit doesn't stink at all, and that she is so much better than all of us.........
Well her dad is dead......that makes her a bastard by proxy.
Puff on that Jill.
Well her dad is dead......that makes her a bastard by proxy.
Puff on that Jill.
by jere from smackjab April 19, 2008
Get the bastard by proxymug. to expel gas near or on someone......
during sex on accident or on purpose as a mean gesture....
strenuous activity resulting in flatulence...
during sex on accident or on purpose as a mean gesture....
strenuous activity resulting in flatulence...
Nic busted pancakes by opening the convection oven door and blowing it in Nikki's face.
I sat on Connie's lap and busted a pancake.
I sat on Connie's lap and busted a pancake.
by jere from smackjab April 18, 2008
Get the busted pancakesmug. After today it is going to take all of what we have in the cabinets and pockets to make ourselves a burbicodini.
by jere from smackjab April 20, 2008
Get the burbicodinimug.