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the process in which the vagina in stimulation produces its own lubricant(or marinade) and begins a pull on the shaft of the penis...

some say scientifically this is a reaction to pull semen closer to the uterus......

also the constriction of the vaginal walls mimicing a swallowing sensation

Nic watched as i nailed that chick so hard she got all bothered and caused an upsuck so hard on my schlong.....it pulled all the skin up to the head of my dick to where i didnt have enough skin left to close my eyes.

The upsuck of that chicks ass was like someone drinking out of a garden hose in the summer.

upsuck by jere from smackjab April 19, 2008

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upfuckery

Activity or activities leading to the fucking up of something or someone.

"As usual. upfuckery abounds in my family"

"What sort of upfuckery is this?"

upfuckery by Mu Cow January 29, 2008

Related Words

upsuck • upfuck • upfucked • upfuckery • upstuck • Upfuckachuck • Upfucker • upfucking • unsuck • Unsuckable

Windows Upfuckingdate

When the Windows Update is very slow, for example when a security update of 1.8 MB is downloading in one hour.

John: What's going on Jim? Why are you looking at the computer so long?
Jim: I'w waiting for the Windows Upfuckingdate to complete.

Windows Upfuckingdate by Gaboantsa August 29, 2014

upstuck

A poker term invented by @PhilLaak in 2015 to describe being down on money from your highest value while gambling.

If you were up $8,000 and now you are only up $6,000, then you are 'upstuck' $2,000 even if you only entered the game with $4,000. This creates obvious psychological effects to how people play while gambling despite their actual buy in.

upstuck by MoonKil September 15, 2015

uptuck

The tucking of a boner towards the top of your pants

I got a boner in class so I got the uptuck going

uptuck by tucker June 18, 2005

unsuckify

Removing the suckiness from your life.

Let's unsuckify work by drinking on the job!

unsuckify by Colleen Myers July 8, 2005

Unsuckable

uhn-suh-ka-bol, adj.

Literal translation of the Spanish slang word inmamable, used to describe someone (or something) that cannot be tolerated.

Tina: I can't stand Sebastiana anymore!
Edward: Si, esa tipa es unsuckable

Unsuckable by Spanglish Peeps April 16, 2014

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026