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the process in which the vagina in stimulation produces its own lubricant(or marinade) and begins a pull on the shaft of the penis...

some say scientifically this is a reaction to pull semen closer to the uterus......

also the constriction of the vaginal walls mimicing a swallowing sensation

Nic watched as i nailed that chick so hard she got all bothered and caused an upsuck so hard on my schlong.....it pulled all the skin up to the head of my dick to where i didnt have enough skin left to close my eyes.

The upsuck of that chicks ass was like someone drinking out of a garden hose in the summer.

upsuck by jere from smackjab April 19, 2008

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upfuckery

Activity or activities leading to the fucking up of something or someone.

"As usual. upfuckery abounds in my family"

"What sort of upfuckery is this?"

upfuckery by Mu Cow January 29, 2008

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Windows Upfuckingdate

When the Windows Update is very slow, for example when a security update of 1.8 MB is downloading in one hour.

John: What's going on Jim? Why are you looking at the computer so long?
Jim: I'w waiting for the Windows Upfuckingdate to complete.

Windows Upfuckingdate by Gaboantsa August 29, 2014

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upstuck

A poker term invented by @PhilLaak in 2015 to describe being down on money from your highest value while gambling.

If you were up $8,000 and now you are only up $6,000, then you are 'upstuck' $2,000 even if you only entered the game with $4,000. This creates obvious psychological effects to how people play while gambling despite their actual buy in.

upstuck by MoonKil September 15, 2015

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uptuck

The tucking of a boner towards the top of your pants

I got a boner in class so I got the uptuck going

uptuck by tucker June 18, 2005

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unsuckify

Removing the suckiness from your life.

Let's unsuckify work by drinking on the job!

unsuckify by Colleen Myers July 8, 2005

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Unsuckable

uhn-suh-ka-bol, adj.

Literal translation of the Spanish slang word inmamable, used to describe someone (or something) that cannot be tolerated.

Tina: I can't stand Sebastiana anymore!
Edward: Si, esa tipa es unsuckable

Unsuckable by Spanglish Peeps April 16, 2014

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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