by jenou October 19, 2007

by jenou May 13, 2007

Someone who sucks a penis and then chokes on the penis/ semen. Sometimes a dick hoffer who gets a dick stuck bad enough in his/her throat, that he/she is rushed to the nearest hospital to get the penis professionally removed from their esophagus/larynx.
The word dick hoffer comes from the word dick (penis) and the word hoff, which is an otomotopia for someone choking on a large object.
The word Dick Hoffer is used to describe someone who frequently gives head. I mean really REALLY frequently.
-Sometimes used in referrence to someonewho is annoying, stupid, a jerk, etc.
The word dick hoffer comes from the word dick (penis) and the word hoff, which is an otomotopia for someone choking on a large object.
The word Dick Hoffer is used to describe someone who frequently gives head. I mean really REALLY frequently.
-Sometimes used in referrence to someonewho is annoying, stupid, a jerk, etc.
"Dont go out with that girl, dude. She's a dick hoffer big time.
"Damn, that guy is such a dick hoffer."
"Dude, dont be such a fucking dick hoffer!"
"Damn, that guy is such a dick hoffer."
"Dude, dont be such a fucking dick hoffer!"
by Jenou January 22, 2007

The best paintball gun there is.
It includes the latest opto board, a bright as day 2-color OLED screen, unlimited rate of fire way upwards of 30 balls per second, one of the smallest profiles of any high end paintball markers to date, laser Angel Eyes, and the legendary Angel soft face bolt.
It includes the latest opto board, a bright as day 2-color OLED screen, unlimited rate of fire way upwards of 30 balls per second, one of the smallest profiles of any high end paintball markers to date, laser Angel Eyes, and the legendary Angel soft face bolt.
OMG my black polished Angel 1 is so sexy. It rips faces and is teh awesome sauce.
Dude. I cant play against that dude. His Angel 1 is too good for me.
My Ego cant compete against an Angel 1. I give up.
Dude. I cant play against that dude. His Angel 1 is too good for me.
My Ego cant compete against an Angel 1. I give up.
by jenou May 10, 2007

Dude, stop being such a pussywinkle. You're gonna have to skydive eventually, and the ass-pounding thing has got to stop.
by jenou April 19, 2007

To take the first hit off of a bong (usually a gravity bong). Also known as taking king's hit, see king's hit, chiefing a bong gives the most potent toke available.
Dude A: omg IT WAS GREAT!!!
Dude B: what was great?
Dude A: I was at dude C's house yesterday and I chiefed his gravity bong.
Dude B: omg how was that?
Dude A: I cant lie it sent me to cloud nine.
Dude B: what was great?
Dude A: I was at dude C's house yesterday and I chiefed his gravity bong.
Dude B: omg how was that?
Dude A: I cant lie it sent me to cloud nine.
by jenou January 15, 2008

noun::An imaginary weapon used to smite n00bs. When someone spams or causes trouble on a forum, mods and users alike will refer to it.
I was playing halo with my buddy and I totally took out the banstick on his ass.
he's spamming like no other! take out teh banstick plz!
he's spamming like no other! take out teh banstick plz!
by jenou May 13, 2007
