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The main enemy in the hit anime Ronin Warriors.

Talpa is without a doubt the most badass anime villain of all time. The way he speaks, fights, and his armor all flow together to create one awesome ass-kicking machine whose name is TALPA!
lol. Talpa just pwnt Ryo.

Shut up. Talpa could take Naraku with his arms cut off!

Talpa is the best.
Talpa by jenou May 12, 2007
The root of the word Lipe is lipo, which refers to fat as a noun.

Lipe::noun:: A Lipe is a rather fat individual. Someone who is obese, or even just a bit wide in the belly can be referred to as a Lipe.

Lipe::adj:: A food which has a high fat content, or an activity/lack of activity that may lead to obesity can be referred to as Lipe.
Damn. Did you see that dude's rolls? He's a lipe big time.

C'mon, man. Doritos are real lipe. Keep eating those and you'll be 300 pounds.

Dude. All you ever do is play video games. Do you know how lipe that is?

Keep doing nothing. Thats so lipe.
Lipe by jenou May 10, 2007
The best american car, and the bane of all imports. A must for American car enthusiasts who have an extra 120K to throw around. Plus ricer racers fear it like the grim reaper.
Ricer Racer: OMG it r teh Ford GT!
Ford GT driver: lol@you
Ricer Racer: Shit! Run! Our skylines can never win!
Ford GT driver: haha, you better run!
Ford GT by jenou May 10, 2007
1337 5|*34|< (leet speak) for weed.
OMG 1 r 5|\/|0|<1|\| 73|-| w33d!

Dude this wd r teh shitz0r.
w33d by jenou May 10, 2007
The best paintball gun there is.
It includes the latest opto board, a bright as day 2-color OLED screen, unlimited rate of fire way upwards of 30 balls per second, one of the smallest profiles of any high end paintball markers to date, laser Angel Eyes, and the legendary Angel soft face bolt.
OMG my black polished Angel 1 is so sexy. It rips faces and is teh awesome sauce.

Dude. I cant play against that dude. His Angel 1 is too good for me.

My Ego cant compete against an Angel 1. I give up.
Angel 1 by jenou May 10, 2007

paper raper 

noun:: one who looks at, and/or masturbates to anime porn. see hentai
dude. thats fuckin sick. i can believe you get off to that anime shit, you sick paper raper.
paper raper by jenou April 28, 2007

childbirth dump 

A result of way too much applebees, this dump is a force to be reckoned with. The poor fool who falls victim to this devastating stool is subject to such a level of pain, that his hair may turned gray instantly. Survivors have described it as feeling as if a tree trunk was leaving you sideways. If your poor ass is ever deflowered by a childbirth dump, follow these steps immediately:
*scream
*call obstetrician
*hope to god he has an epidural

NOTE---this type of dump may render one paralyzed from the waist down.
Bob was in a wheelchair for eight months after a monster childbirth dump. fuckin applebees.
childbirth dump by jenou April 20, 2007