26 definitions by jenou

A result of way too much applebees, this dump is a force to be reckoned with. The poor fool who falls victim to this devastating stool is subject to such a level of pain, that his hair may turned gray instantly. Survivors have described it as feeling as if a tree trunk was leaving you sideways. If your poor ass is ever deflowered by a childbirth dump, follow these steps immediately:
*scream
*call obstetrician
*hope to god he has an epidural

NOTE---this type of dump may render one paralyzed from the waist down.

noun::An imaginary weapon used to smite n00bs. When someone spams or causes trouble on a forum, mods and users alike will refer to it.

The root of the word Lipe is lipo, which refers to fat as a noun.

Lipe::noun:: A Lipe is a rather fat individual. Someone who is obese, or even just a bit wide in the belly can be referred to as a Lipe.

Lipe::adj:: A food which has a high fat content, or an activity/lack of activity that may lead to obesity can be referred to as Lipe.

Breasts on a man.

When a homosexual male gets breast aumentation surgery.

jelli is slang for 'Jealous'

a chopper with handlebars so high up, the rider has to almost fully extend his/her arms to reach them, making him/her look like a monkey hanging from a branch.

Someone who sucks a penis and then chokes on the penis/ semen. Sometimes a dick hoffer who gets a dick stuck bad enough in his/her throat, that he/she is rushed to the nearest hospital to get the penis professionally removed from their esophagus/larynx.

The word dick hoffer comes from the word dick (penis) and the word hoff, which is an otomotopia for someone choking on a large object.

The word Dick Hoffer is used to describe someone who frequently gives head. I mean really REALLY frequently.

-Sometimes used in referrence to someonewho is annoying, stupid, a jerk, etc.